Which is the best caption? [Write-ins enabled] (poll 6862479)

Which is the best caption? [Write-ins enabled]

This is my iron hand for which to rule you. [Status Quo]

I will bitch slap America across the Sea of Japan!

North Korea's chop is 1000% more effective than all other chops.

"Off with their heads... and get me some cake --stat!"

"The fish I caught was this big! [There's a guy in the Havana Embassy holding up his left hand.]

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