If Brent writes a children's book, I hope:

It includes zombies. Or monsters. Or Cthulhu. 15% (81 votes)
Political satire! With pigs teaching libertarian principles. Pigs are good at that, I hear. 2084? 6% (32 votes)
It's wildly inappropriate for children. The more f-words, the more of my breeder friends I'll buy it for! 18% (97 votes)
Ninja Kittehs. No, I'm not joking, Weeks. Ninja Kitties. Now. 54% (295 votes)
Forget children's book! I'm hoping for a YA ghost romance. With fragrant slime. And a love triangle. 8% (43 votes)

Total Votes: 548

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Tim - 11 years ago

Oh come on, only 5 of us voting for the Orwellian satire but YA grossness gets 12 and zombies/Cthulhu/monsters get 11, with swearing managing 19? Brent, your fanbase shames you.

I didn't expect it to compete with Ninja Kitties because this is the internet and cats and a very good April Fool's joke, but really.
Bryce - 11 years ago

Apparently your fans aren't huge fans of George Orwell. That's alright. Neither am I

Give others the chance to vote.