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How will the GOP turn a disaster into a triumph next? (Poll Closed)

  • Hand out free "binders full of women" to every graduate of Marcus Bachmann's ex-gay camp
    12%

     
  • Count the days until Lady Gaga dresses up as a vaginal probe
    3%

     
  • Help kids beat the heat in the inner cities with hoses imported from Selma
    3%

     
  • Point out that the Immaculate Conception was really the world's first "divinely inspired rape"
    18%

     
  • Solve the crisis in the Mideast by offering Palestinians an unlimited supply of Hoovervilles
    <1%

     
  • Run Bob Dole's Viagra commercials in every Planned Parenthood
    3%

     
  • Change the name of the third government agency Rick Perry hates to "O.O.P.S."
    2%

     
  • Add a laugh track to FOX News
    32%

     
  • Trot out a "mission accomplished" banner every time a sociopath buys an assault rifle
    22%

     
  • Other
    4%

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