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What Kind of Retaliation Should I Unleash on the Carpet Cleaners?
Stomp on 20 bags of chips and then spread all the crumbs on the carpets before they show up tomorrow
Take a dump (and have your dog do the same) on the carpets just before they arrive
Pretend to be a burglar and "break in" to the apartment while they're cleaning. Hope they piss or shit themselves and then make them re-clean the carpets
No matter how good of a job they do, pour some red wine on the carpet after they leave and then file a complaint with their company
Posted 6 years.
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