Very very difficult choice, there were so many who were worthy but there can be only one winner. I had to choose Nadine Merabi (Who is she, exactly?) simply because of the clear and total lack of knickers.
And who is Lizzie Cundy? She bears a very close resemblance to Pete Burns, only Pete was never that orange.
Despite the range and depth of awful on display, I had to pick Alan Cumming. His competition seemed to range from the merely clueless to the truly desperate for attention. Mr. Cumming earned my vote because he came off as disrespectful. He took a perfectly good kilt that could have easily been an homage to his heritage and turned it into a cheap joke. Ha, ha, ha!