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Quack the window or my goose is cooked! -Kellen M.
Quack the window! There is a fowl odor in the backseat. --Janet D.
That's the smallest bill I've ever seen from a mechanic! --E. Roy L.
It was his first Hamptons weekend and his last, but he was the hit of the Pâté. --Ford T.
Why's that guy in the reflection looking at the car? He just wanted to take a gander. --Paul C.
I said “duct tape” fixes anything. D-U-C-T! --Kaitlin B.
Honey, I said trade your car for a new TRUCK! --Jeannette M.
Quackseat driver! -- Tim M.
My car won't stop honking! --Sarah B.
I can't pay for a ride home, put it on my Bill! --Ralph M.
I thought it rather dangerous to call shotgun. --Lee D.
Turns out hitchhiking isn’t all it’s quacked up to be. --Rebecca K.
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