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I say "Prost" when I drink alcohol because "Cheers" is for hipsters and grown men wearing skirts... balls proudly dangling betwixt ginger-haired legs... *shudder.*
I hesitate to display too much national pride because I have some serious concerns about my government. Also, I have a history of scaring the sweet merry hell out of my neighbors.
I am diligent about recycling and caring for the environment, yet I tear-ass on the Autobahn every chance I get, then tell myself it's not about the thrill... it's about efficiency.
I am socially conservative, greeting my neighbor of 10 years as "Herr Schwenkelstein," but I have no problem sucking-face with my lover in public even though it makes everyone around want to throw up.
I am very healthy. I exercise regularly, eat organic foods and stay trim. Of course, I smoke like a goddamn chimney, but that doesn't count.
I am always in a hurry. When faced with even the slightest travel delay, I will absolutely lose my shit and declare my nation a failure.
I think Americans, with their freakishly white teeth, are pretty silly overall. But still... those teeth do look pretty good.
My people are the ONLY people on the planet who make good beer. Everything else tastes like cold piss.
I have entered into this digital age hesitantly and with great suspicion. I am of the opinion the Internet will, at any given moment, implode and magically publish my banking information on every website around the world.
I'm never quite satisfied with my life, even when things are going spectacularly well. I am always worried about the worst case scenario: "I'll never get that job I really want." (Totally get the job.) "This job will probably suck." (It totally rocks.) "I'll probably get fired soon." (Have a 45-year career doing exactly what you love most.) "...I have wasted my entire life."
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