If it was my baby, I'd name him...

Heathcliff - it's a good, solid English name if perhaps a bit obsessive 50%
Walter. All babies look like old men. Walter is a good old man name. There won't be any other kindergartners named Walter 25%
Mr. Darcy. The girls will all fantasize him as a Mr. Darcy when he grows up anyway. 25%
Maximillian - Julia Quinn suggested this one and we like it. Maybe because our grandfather had a poodle named Maxie and we dug that dog. 0%
Sue. We defy anyone to make fun of a Boy Names Sue when he's the freaking King of England. 0%
Something else witty and charming that you put in comments 0%
Other 0%

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