This milk stuff has been good up until now. What's this funny bubbly stuff I see Dad drinking. I want some of that!
"Wait, I have to choose, milk, beer, milk, beer. milk ,beer. Oh cruel world, life is not fair. This could take me the rest of my life to figure out.........Idea( I can have both when I'm big like Daddy) :p
"Take my pacifier Mommy, I just got thirsty!"
"Whaaaat....mom mom mom...they have that Pilsner you were drinking yesterday...grab THAT one, it makes the milk gooooooooood...