The Epic Showdown Beta of the Month is...

Boyfriend of nympho who wants to bang 100,000 men on his watch 52% (3,299 votes)
John Scalzi 17% (1,106 votes)
Husband who gets divorce cake from crazy happy wife dreaming of alimony 12% (762 votes)
Divorced man who gives godawful "suck it up" marriage advice 11% (691 votes)
Poetry slam boyman who rationalizes his friendzone fate 8% (494 votes)

Total Votes: 6,352

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