Let's just say this Pigeon pooped on a lot of people's heads.

Rape. When does anything else ever happen in a woman's past? Seriously.

She accidentally murdered someone and was actually not sexually assaulted.

She pooped in public after eating some bad Chinese food and actually was not sexually assaulted and had WAY more of a reason to be ashamed. I would definitely transfer schools if I pooped in public!

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