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Patrons of the Dead Bigfoot Body Tour 2014 will see:
A Chewbacca mask glued to an old gorilla suit stuffed with newspaper.
A sedated chimp on stilts.
The actual corpse of a majestic Yeti. In which case, I can die happy... right after I steal the body and give Biggie the Viking funeral he deserves.
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