KippFu: This bitch is ready to go!
brickhousechick “What’s in YOUR wallet?”
Karen: If you really loved me, I’d be in your purse. Paris Hilton’s dog doesn’t deal with zippers is all I’m saying. Now be a dear and fetch my bath salts and sleeping mask.
philosophermouseofthehedge: Thanks, TSA. I almost made it until you opened the case. I do a good imitation of Uggs, right? Just zip it back up, please.
Ally Bean: Welcome to the Hotel Lindau. As a service to our guests, complimentary puppy fur available at no extra charge. See valet for details.
1pointperspective: "Items in the overhead compartments may shift” my fluffy white ass! Next time I want a crate with a blanket or you can just leave me home.
El Guapo: I am NOT traveling with the socks.