If I Found The Concierge Rolling Around In My Sheets...

I would have checked out immediately and demanded a full refund 63%

I would have given him the hotel bill and said, "It's yours now, bub." 15%

I would still be standing there, completely creeped out 11%

I would have taken some photos and posted them online 7%

I would have begun chanting "Toga! Toga! Toga!" 4%

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