If you heard a loop of spacey sounds, Morse code and voices warning of something coming in different languages on your car radio, how would you react?

Assume that it's the weird test pattern for Portland's new progressive radio station. 51% (190 votes)

Grab the ammo and head for the hills. 26% (98 votes)

Prepare to bow down before our new extra-terrestrial overlords. 14% (54 votes)

Call Homeland Security. 8% (31 votes)

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