Which jackass husband story deserves a prize? - Results (poll 7947893)

Which jackass husband story deserves a prize?

Patricia and the Human Shield 13%
Chenani and the 2am Peach Cobbler 9%
Melanie and the Worst Wedding Toast Ever 47%
Denise and the Lure of OJ 32%

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