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We know what they're teaching the girls in Mississippi. What are they teaching the boys? (Poll Closed)

  • Sally Hemmings was a slut
    5%

     
  • Pro-choice girls are hassle-free
    11%

     
  • Sex is what Fr. Fred did to you in Altar Boy school, only backwards and from the other side
    13%

     
  • The G-Spot is a strip club next to the Hooter's on 5th Street
    8%

     
  • Rubbers are for sissies
    11%

     
  • Skip the chocolate, let's pass around this Everlasting Gobstopper!
    4%

     
  • Why buy the cow when your sister/cousin gives the milk for free?
    20%

     
  • If all else fails, say the bulge in your pants is a vaginal probe
    10%

     
  • Don't worry about the smell, you'll get used to it
    8%

     
  • Other
    9%

Posted 5 years.