Which of these tweets do you think is the most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • Due to a tragic "iTunes on shuffle" incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a 12-year-old daughter they have never met.

  • My girlfriend thinks I'm creepy. Well, she's not my girlfriend yet

  • Imagine a black man refuses to pay taxes, rallies his boys to take up arms against Feds. Brother would be dead before he could say "freedom"