Which of these tweets do you think is the most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD!

  • The worst thing a woman can ask a man is "Guess what today is?"

  • Eat like someone else is paying.

  • You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, but you get many chances to show that the first good impression was a fluke

Posted 5 years.