Which of these tweets do you think is the most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD!
    26.99%

     
  • The worst thing a woman can ask a man is "Guess what today is?"
    39.88%

     
  • Eat like someone else is paying.
    6.75%

     
  • You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, but you get many chances to show that the first good impression was a fluke
    26.38%

     
Posted 5 years.