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What's the blatantly obvious thing science will prove next? (Poll Closed)

  • The type in our AARP newsletter really is getting smaller
    5%

     
  • Very few of Michigan's trees are actually the "right height"
    5%

     
  • John McCain is living proof that the Earth is more than 10,000 years old
    11%

     
  • Terri Schiavo's last words were not "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi"
    7%

     
  • Clarence Thomas's first and only words on the bench were "Is this thing on??"
    5%

     
  • The 3% of scientists who disagree about climate change all work for Amway
    5%

     
  • 4 out of 5 House Science Committee members can't find Earth on a map of America
    24%

     
  • Ernie Bushmiller's "Nancy" isn't as uproariously funny as it used to be
    6%

     
  • Republican vaginal probes are never as big as they claim to be on OKCupid
    10%

     
  • Despite the GOP's persistence, time travel to the 1950s isn't scientifically possible
    13%

     
  • Other
    10%

Posted 5 years.