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What lame excuses will conservatives give to doctors to get prescriptions for sex toys? (Poll Closed)

  • The dog ate my vaginal probe
    10.31%

     
  • The nipple clamps are for keeping my Garanimals from falling down
    5.15%

     
  • We need the goat for the high-school production of "Honey Boo Boo on a Hot Tin Roof"
    10.31%

     
  • The iron maiden is for my posture
    7.22%

     
  • My son needs the ball gag to help with his cocksucking problem
    19.59%

     
  • The butt plug is for Grandma, ever since she got too old to change her own diaper
    9.28%

     
  • Edible underwear keeps my kids off food stamps
    8.25%

     
  • It's Bastille Day, doctor, of course I have to have a French tickler
    3.09%

     
  • Charlton Heston's "cold, dead hands" just don't do it for me anymore
    19.59%

     
  • Other
    7.22%

Posted 5 years.