Which of these tweets do you think is the most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now, but the argument is over

  • Every tramp stamp is a forever stamp

  • I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day

  • Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird

Posted 5 years.