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What outrageous snafu will the principal of St. Andrew Elementary have to apologize for next? (Poll Closed)

  • Inviting the Purple Teletubby to give the commencement speech at kindergarten graduation
    14.05%

     
  • Forgetting to elaborate when she announced over the PA system that "Jesus loved 12 men and countless others"
    15.7%

     
  • Eating all the Peppermint Patties that were supposed to be passed around in sex ed
    4.96%

     
  • Posting an Instagram of her sucking on a bendy straw at Arby's
    4.96%

     
  • Showing that scene from "The Exorcist" in a class meant to teach girls about menstruation
    8.26%

     
  • Forgetting to gas up the ark for the school field trip to the Creation Museum in Kentucky
    13.22%

     
  • Letting one of the kids bring a Jew in to Show and Tell
    15.7%

     
  • Hiring Marcus Bachmann to guest-direct the junior-high production of "Seven Beards for Seven Brothers"
    20.66%

     
  • Other
    2.48%

Posted 5 years.