Welcome to Earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life and bleeds. or the constant bad-decision maker?
I have an idea: let's tell CNN that medical care for our vets is lost at sea. Then they'll never stop covering the story.
The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. "Looks like they worshiped apples." said one archeologist
"Pretend you were really into me by posting a quote of mine on social media to make yourself look smart" ... Maya Angelou.