Which of these tweets do you think is the most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means

  • On your deathbed tell everyone "pray for me" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says "pray harder next time"

  • "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of school children" -- Thomas Jefferson (attributed)

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