Which of these tweets do you think is most amusing? (Poll Closed)

  • Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier

  • For birth control, we use the Eurythmics Method. That's where I do the robot to "Sweet Dreams," which quickly puts my wife out the mood.

  • When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again

Posted 5 years.