We all win in a Hoot, obviously, but if you had to pick a single winner ... which story was your favorite?

The DJ who thought he'd witnessed death by shellfish 19% (149 votes)
"WE KNOW YOU'RE TO BLAME!" 17% (132 votes)
The iPod that exhausted its playlist 14% (108 votes)
The bride who doesn't know she wore her SIL's dress 10% (82 votes)
"I remember when he was conceived. It's kind of hard to forget when you only had sex once a year." 7% (57 votes)
"I hope today is the worst day of your marriage." 6% (45 votes)
The MIL who secretly doubled the guest list 4% (31 votes)
Pot-smoking and keg stands at this summer's wedding 3% (25 votes)
Karma for the protesting MIL 3% (23 votes)
The gassy aunt's RSVP 3% (22 votes)
The runaway groom who skipped his wedding night 3% (20 votes)
The gift box that was left unopened 2% (17 votes)
The ladies who tupperware 2% (12 votes)
The angry wedding cake toppers (really, really angry figurines) 1% (11 votes)
The bride who made her bridesmaids splurge 1% (11 votes)
The Elvis-themed disaster 1% (10 votes)
The garroting that wasn't 1% (8 votes)
The annual barfing groom 1% (8 votes)
The hockey family face-off 1% (7 votes)
The wedding shower confession 1% (5 votes)
The Kid Rock crasher <1% (2 votes)
"Oh, that's nice. Does anyone want coffee?" <1% (2 votes)

Total Votes: 791

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