Is Satan available? Or is he already playing David Cameron?
anne widdicombe to play clegg in age after a sex change, or if its a spoof boris johnson if its a psycho thriller killer then get cameron to play clegg
I thought sponge bob was playing IDS. So I'll nominate a wet rag instead :P
I've got an old rubber plant, I call him Wayne and he's on his way out, but I reckon they'll get a better performance out of him than they would out of the real deal, in fact they would get a better performance out of the s**t Wayne lives in than they would out of Cleggy
Pudsey the Performing Dog may seek legal advice for bringing his name into disrepute, after all, his act was very impressive compared to Nick's. Anyway, I reckon Michael Sheen will get the part - he always does.
Australia pleads, begs,grovels…
Please take Tony the Liar Abbott back, he was born in England and we do not want him.
I personally would have liked there to be another option to play Nick Clegg. Perhaps a particularly turgid radish?