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Is there a technological advance that could bring Americans together? (Poll Closed)

  • SuperSoftware automatically deletes any media mention of the president playing golf
    5%

     
  • Bob McConnell gets an Amber Alert every time he forgets one of his wife's abortions
    4%

     
  • Candy Crush replaces everyone's Twitter feed whenever Ann Coulter opens her laptop
    8%

     
  • Boehner gets a SmartCarton that can't dispense cigarettes if the government is shut down
    21%

     
  • Advanced CGI makes Obama look less black
    11%

     
  • An app scrambles ChristianMingle and JDate
    5%

     
  • Google Translate finally makes sense of PalinSpeak
    9%

     
  • Amazon drones deliver daily dildos to FOX News
    22%

     
  • A vote tabulator decides once and for all if our common enemy is called IS, ISIS, ISIL or IHOP
    6%

     
  • Other
    8%

Posted 4 years.