Which gigantic culture-shaping Socialist program will mainline "conservative" Republicans campaign to eliminate in 2014?

State-controlled children's education - because it's straight out of the Communist Manifesto and is designed to empower the State by molding the masses into compliance. 8%
Social Security - because it's a naked Ponzi Scheme designed to empower the State and make dependents of the masses. 0%
Medicare - because State intervention in healthcare radically distorts markets, reduces the quality of care, and promotes mass dependence on the State. 0%
None of the above, because most mainline Republican "conservative" voters are actually Socialists in practice. They typically cherish Socialism in children's education, Social Security, and Medicare as much as the average Democrat. Their "conservative" label is usually a flat-out lie. 93%

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