Is there a legitimate Rule, in the Book of Secret Rules (aka SBoR) that even allows this, much less allow less than 10?

Well, maybe ( that is the point of the Secret Book of Rules (aka BoSR) to allow all writers an escape hatch when needed )… but Polls….. I'm not so sure 38% (6 votes)
OK! let him try it… there are 7 GVs that will pass final judgement 31% (5 votes)
Yes ( what was the question again? I was still staring at the image at the top… is that like a real print ad or is it like a secret trick to use suggestive imagery /) 25% (4 votes)
No ( the Rules of the TToT clearly state: 10 Things of Thankful!) 6% (1 vote)

Total Votes: 16

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