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Which of the tweets do you find the most amusing?
The first 20 minutes of conversation at your parents' house is just killing time until it's socially acceptable to ask for the wifi password ... @DamienFahey
The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?" ... @CallUpToMe
Its real cute how pedestrians confuse “right of way” with immortality. ... @RickKondell
North Korea has the internet? ... @KellyOxford
Every time I use chopsticks I feel like a chimp who the scientist just told, "now you try" ... @ShutupMikeGinn
I appreciate the effort, but I don't need the threat of death to keep me from a James Franco movie. Franco being in it will suffice .. @TBogg
It’s a sad day when the North Korean government can keep a Japanese corporation from making money off the American people…. @TheTweetOfGod
Man Unaware All His Friends Think Of Him When They Want To Put Things Into Perspective ... @TheOnion
"Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died" ~ Really personal trainer… @Home_Halfway
Instead of focusing on your differences, think about the things all people have in common. Like the tendency to focus on their differences…. @TheTweetOfGod
Bears accede to North Korea's demands, bench Cutler. …@BeachwoodReport
This is a horrible time to be shopping my screenplay, "Thirty Seconds Over Pyongyang"… @StevenKJohnson
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