Which one-liner is your favourite?
Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us.
It's the first rule of journalism: Give people what they want.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
I bet you got him in here to honey dick me, just in case I'm gay.
You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butt-hole.
His head looks like somebody's t'aint.
We da people, give us da shit. Manja manja manja...
My dick stinks! Kinda funny how you wanna keep smelling it, though.
Did you just shart? - No, it was that camera guy!
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous.
The tiger has night vision goggles!?
He's putting KY jealous all over his dick.
Please tell me you know that's a stupid idea. Please tell me you will not try to fight the tiger.
You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight?
That’s such a Boromir thing to say!
You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now.
Have fun with the war!
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