Which one-liner is your favourite?
Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us.
I bet you got him in here to honey dick me, just in case I'm gay.
Have fun with the war!
It's the first rule of journalism: Give people what they want.
He's putting KY jealous all over his dick.
You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now.
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous.
The tiger has night vision goggles!?
Did you just shart? - No, it was that camera guy!
You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butt-hole.
That’s such a Boromir thing to say!
My dick stinks! Kinda funny how you wanna keep smelling it, though.
You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
Please tell me you know that's a stupid idea. Please tell me you will not try to fight the tiger.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
We da people, give us da shit. Manja manja manja...
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight?
His head looks like somebody's t'aint.
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