Which one-liner is your favourite?
Did you just shart? - No, it was that camera guy!
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight?
He's putting KY jealous all over his dick.
The tiger has night vision goggles!?
We da people, give us da shit. Manja manja manja...
It's the first rule of journalism: Give people what they want.
My dick stinks! Kinda funny how you wanna keep smelling it, though.
Please tell me you know that's a stupid idea. Please tell me you will not try to fight the tiger.
You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butt-hole.
Have fun with the war!
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous.
You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
That’s such a Boromir thing to say!
I bet you got him in here to honey dick me, just in case I'm gay.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us.
You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now.
His head looks like somebody's t'aint.
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