How Often Should I Slap My Husband?
Repeatedly throughout the day.
At least ten times a day.
Whenever the feeling takes me.
Once in the morning, once after lunch, and once before bed.
Once a week just to keep him in check.
Once a month just to let him know I care.
Only when he misbehaves slightly.
Only when he misbehaves horrendously.
Never, you’ll give the poor thing a complex.
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