What Pants are the Best Pants?
Sweatpants! Duh. They are stretchy and warm and accepting, and they make you look deceptively sporty.
Yoga pants. They're comfortable and yet somehow sophisticated. They imply that I'm bendy and contemplative. Also, they make my butt look great.
Pants-pants. Real pants have zippers and buttons and can be worn with a belt! Stop screwing around already.
No pants. Pants are NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
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