Who do you support for prez in 2016? (poll 8797146)

Who do you support for prez in 2016?

Chris Christie. I want the rest of the country to be like my home state; hell, I want the WORLD to be New Jersey.

Hillary Clinton. Forget about the economy, it's all about HISTORY, BABY!

Jeb Bush. I want his big brother around and his legacy intact for future generations.

Rand Paul. I keep waiting for the guy to don a tricorn hat.

Ted Cruz. Joel Osteen isn't running and the senator from Texas is the next best thing.

Marco Rubio. He's younger and better looking than Menendez.

Mike Huckabee. Who better to square off against Hillary Clinton than a good ol' boy from Arkansas. Major mind games potential.

Martin O'Malley. The guy's gravitas and charisma know no bounds. Start the Ready for Rushmore campaign NOW!

Jim Webb. The only guy on this list who'd be in jump ball territory in a cage-fighting match with Putin.

Rick Perry. There's an easy way to explain away the 2012 disaster: Oops.

Scott Walker. First the public sector unions, next up: ISIS.

Elizabeth Warren. If you thought Obama was an egghead, wait till you see Liz in action.

None of the above. It's a waste of time to vote for any of them. A terrible list. Just absolutely awful.

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