What is the proper way to eat brownies?

Start at the center because it's the softest and squishiest and you never know when the world is going to end so you should enjoy them now. In fact, eat the whole pan. And make me one. 38% (5,627 votes)
Eat the edges because they're crunchier. 28% (4,079 votes)
Eat the edges first and then go in order from top to bottom because otherwise society breaks down completely. Apparently. 26% (3,766 votes)
Undercook the brownies so they become like a brownie soup. Or a hot milkshake. 4% (583 votes)
I don't like brownies. I prefer celery. Also, I am a tremendous liar. 3% (459 votes)
Add walnuts and just throw away the whole pan. 2% (237 votes)

Total Votes: 14,751

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