Lamest Superhero Weaknesses
Superman: certain green space rocks
Green Lantern (Silver Age): a primary color
Green Lantern (Golden Age): wood
Wonder Woman: a man forcing her bracelets together/being tied up by her own rope
Aquaman: being completely out of water for over an hour
Martian Manhunter: Fire!
Thor: losing his hammer for more than a minute
Iron Man: inability to remove armor without dying
Captain America: keeps forgetting this isn't 1944
The Watchmen heroes: existential dread
Metamorpho: some old artifact from a pyramid
Sandman (Marvel): industrial strength vacuum cleaners
Sandman (DC/Vertigo): prone to emo moping
Batman: someone keeps letting Frank Miller write his stories
Half the Justice Society: prone to telling stories no one wants to hear
Hawkman: he really means it about that reincarnation stuff
Mary Poppins: may be practically perfect in every way, but she sure is smug about it
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