What Does Christie Have to Do Tonight in the Prez Debate?
A. He needs to mercilessly attack Trump, and do so more effectively than Bush.
B. He needs to end his campaign BEFORE the debate to spare himself further embarrassment.
C. If he appears at all focused on Rand Paul, he loses. He can't so much as glance at Rand.
D. He has to effortlessly channel an alpha male vibe that intimidates Trump and shrivels up Carson.
E. He must absolutely convince people to forget about New Jersey, which is a mess.
F. He needs to repeatedly slap pollster Patrick Murray.
G. He must summon a killer one liner that expresses the country's angst. Something like, "Sit down and shut up."
H. Be placid. Everyone's expecting him to go nuclear. He should defy expectations and be zen-like.
I. He must savagely attack CNN's Jake Tapper as an emblem of the liberal media elite.
J. He needs to attack Carly Fiorina before Trump does, to get on Donald's good side.
K. He should get in good with Marco Rubio and John Kasich as an early play for a cabinet seat in their administration.
L. Spend the entirety of the debate attacking Hillary Clinton.
M. Come clean about the Obama hug. He's actually a nice guy.
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