LOOK AT THIS *NEW* (March 8) ARTICLE BY TVLINE !! STYDIA IS A ""FOCAL POINT"" OF SEASON 6 !! I'VE ONLY SAID THIS 10 000 TIMES. SO, I'M NOT SURE IF THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS HEARD THIS.
NOW I NEED TO PUT UP SOME MORE *HELPFUL* POSTS TO THE STALINS AND MARRISHITS. THEY'RE A BIT SLOW SO I'LL TALK R-E-A-L-L-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y. I'm SUPER HELPFUL THAT WAY.
"hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag, its these marrish ‘trolls’ who constantly stalk us and send us stuff."
#CreepyHashtag
athenadark - 10 years ago
STYDIA SUX !!!!!
stydiot - 10 years ago
stydia is obviously endgame. ur all mean !!
..... STOP IT !!!
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) - 10 years ago
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME !!!!
It's optional - 10 years ago
*I am officially not changing my name but announcing I won't be posting anymore, therefore in more posts under this (It's optional) will be a troll/wannabe hacker.*
I lied. I'm back.
..
......WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ? !!!!
theakflash - 10 years ago
SHUT UP HO !!!
janice don't change my comment darling - 10 years ago
who cares about a stupid poll ?!!! SHUT UP !!!!!!
Me lembra - 10 years ago
marrishits are all pedos.
Audrey - 10 years ago
Marrishit is NOT endgame, ya bunch of poopypants !!
Jessica - 10 years ago
ENDGAME STYDIA !!!!!
stydia is ENDGAME - 10 years ago
STYDIA ENDGAME !!! Fuck all marrishits and stalins !!!!
Mia White - 10 years ago
STYDIA IS ENDGAME !!!!! Marrishits are a big bunch of hos
Cloe - 10 years ago
All stydiots are hos.
Anonymous - 10 years ago
Ur a ho.
maya - 10 years ago
Lydia is a ho.
yinloveyang - 10 years ago
Stydia !! STYDIA !! S-T-Y-D-I-A !!
Stydia - 10 years ago
I am also a stydiot
lizbeth - 10 years ago
I am a stydiot
Jen & Kate - 10 years ago
Fandom dead.
Traci - 10 years ago
Someone explain to me how Galavant and Agent Carter were cancelled, but this piece-of-shit show Teen Wolf is still on the air !!!!!!
Nothing new from mtv. Am forced to reblog articles/posts from months back. Maybe no-one will notice. Like no-one has yet noticed I'm a ginormous bitch.
Right ?
WILL WALLACE - 10 years ago
Hey !!
Stay tuned to Teen Wolf for season 6. We'll have stydia.........and some ghost dude on a horse......and hardly any Stiles........and STYDIA !!!
Did I mention STYDIA ? Because we have STYDIA. And even more STYDIA.
Remember me ? I used to have a tv show. Then most of the stars left, and the writers forgot pretty much how to write. And I baited the fandom a little too much *waves at sterek stans*.
And then the star of the show was injured and pretty much led to the cancellation of the show. I hope to ruin more shows in the future. Bye.
P.S. I never baited the stydia shippers though *ROFL*.
Jen & Kate - 10 years ago
So, it looks like this fandom is pretty much dead.
There's nothing new coming out of the official blogs. There are increasing rumours that season 6 will be massively delayed or even cancelled (n o show without it's star, Dylan).
We'll be around, but trolls need to be fed. And we're all starving over here.
Seya, stydiots.
FUCKING SHAKESPEARE !!! - 10 years ago
SONNET 30
When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unus'd to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restor'd and sorrows end.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE FUCKING SHAKESPEARE ? - 10 years ago
SONNET 29
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself, and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featur'd like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
IT'S CLASSIC LITERATURE YOU PEASANTS ! - 10 years ago
SONNET 28
How can I then return in happy plight,
That am debarr'd the benefit of rest?
When day's oppression is not eas'd by night,
But day by night, and night by day, oppress'd?
And each, though enemies to either's reign,
Do in consent shake hands to torture me,
The one by toil, the other to complain
How far I toil, still farther off from thee.
I tell the day, to please him, thou art bright,
And dost him grace when clouds do blot the heaven:
So flatter I the swart-complexion'd night,
When sparkling stars twire not thou gild'st the even.
But day doth daily draw my sorrows longer,
And night doth nightly make grief's strength seem stronger.
ANYONE FOR FUCKING SHAKESPEARE ? - 10 years ago
SONNET 27
Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
The dear repose for limbs with travel tired;
But then begins a journey in my head,
To work my mind, when body's work's expired:
For then my thoughts (from far where I abide)
Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee,
And keep my drooping eyelids open wide,
Looking on darkness which the blind do see:
Save that my soul's imaginary sight
Presents thy shadow to my sightless view,
Which, like a jewel hung in ghastly night,
Makes black night beauteous and her old face new.
Lo, thus, by day my limbs, by night my mind,
For thee, and for myself, no quiet find.
SHAKESPEARE ANYONE ? - 10 years ago
SONNET 26
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
To thee I send this written ambassage,
To witness duty, not to show my wit.
Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
But that I hope some good conceit of thine
In thy soul's thought, all naked, will bestow it:
Till whatsoever star that guides my moving,
Points on me graciously with fair aspect,
And puts apparel on my tattered loving,
To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:
Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee,
Till then not show my head where thou may'st prove me.
KnockYourSocksOff - 10 years ago
Ah, she's all I need all of my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I'll say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
Just say the word
SocksAndViolence - 10 years ago
Ah, I've just got to have her, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
But I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio just say the word
Oh Sussudio, oh
SocksRUs - 10 years ago
Now I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun
Sussudio oh oh
Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign
I'll show her anytime
Sussudio oh oh
SonOfSockPuppet - 10 years ago
Oh if she called me I'd be there
I'd come running anywhere
She's all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio, just say the word
Oh Sussudio
SockPuppet - 10 years ago
There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio oh oh
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Ok, who's sending out #HarryStylesToReplaceDylanOBrien to the Teen Wolf fandom ?
...... nice one, dudes.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Hey Troll Section !!
Yep, we're back. Did ya miss us ? Waddya mean, no ?
Well, anyway thanks to the Peter Hale stans for keeping this place going. Not that easy when the fandom is currently dead. And thanks anette/marrishitty 2 for hanging around.
So, is anything actually happening in the fandom ? Is series 6 still happening ? Has it been delayed ? Is Dylan any better ? Are the stydiots any less psychotic ?
Maybe we should start singing again. And I never did finish the Shakespeare verses.
Ha ! People keep reblogging that fake news story about Dylan O'Brien being replaced by Harry Styles. Stiles to be played by Styles. Dear god, there is no hope for this fandom.
But there is nothing coming out of the legitimate blogs and sites, so people are making shit up now.
There's not even any decent wank out there. In the Teen Wolf fandom ! I don't think that happens that often.
Maybe we should try the VD or SN fandoms.
PETER HALE - 10 years ago
Oops. Forgot I was supposed to be trolling here. Had to go over to the Supernatural fandom for this weeks wank. Apparently having a bisexual God was not well received by the redneck part of the fandom. Especially after the previous weeks episode with a pair of gay hunters.
I had to lol over the comment sections on tv.com.
"Didn't mind Chuck as god but what is it with all the god dates girls and guys thing! They need to fire the writer of the last two eps. Hey they did mention Sodom and Gomorrah just didn't mention all the wrath that befell the homos... Want to be gay, fine but they are getting a little ridiculous with all the sneak in undertones. Like the last ep with the two burly homos..."
Someone called this commenter a closet case. Kinda obvious actually.
Anyway, been checking on that message we sent out: #PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire
"Okay, this is the second Lydia/Peter ask I’ve gotten, so even though I’m 60% sure this is a joke and 100% sure this is a troll, I’m gonna address this.
"I find this pairing to be the most disgusting pairing in Teen Wolf, hands down. That quote that you are addressing was so clearly meant to be creepy and show psychotic Peter is, and to use it in a romantic or sexual way is just wrong. Peter was trying to take credit for Lydia’s transformation, as if he was doing something good when he attacked her, possessed her, and traumatized her. It was sick and it was supposed to be sick. End of story.
And seriously, while M@rrish might squick me out because of the age difference, Peter/Lydia truly sickens me. It is pairing a victim with her abuser and that is never okay. The ironic thing is, people who do this usually go on and on about how terrible Kate is and how horrible the Kate/Derek pairing is…well, Peter used and abused Lydia in very similar ways to how Kate used Derek. There’s nothing romantic about it. " (the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com)
See, we're still getting responses. Let the trolling continue.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP PUTTING UP PICTURES OF POLE DANCERS ON MY PAGE
STOP THAT AT ONCE
I DO LIKE BIG COCKS THOUGH
. . . . . . . . WHAT ?
PETER HALE - 10 years ago
anette
"Well we think u should go back to being a paralyzed, burnt crisp...kinda like Lydia was when Parrish kissed her. Ew. Why are creepy burned oldass men so attracted poor L-mart???"
Well, that was uncalled for. And you just wish you were this gorgeous . I'm perfect, bitch and you know it.
Now, I have to go and become an Alpha again.
.
.
.... anyone seen Scott ?
KATE ARGENT - 10 years ago
anette/marrishitty etc
Hi. I'm Kate Argent. I have a thing for seducing teenagers and then burning their families alive. I also like long walks on the beach.
So, is this less creepy ?
P.S. Jen ships Dalaric (Damon/Alaric), Kate has shipped Klena (Klaus/Elena) and doesn't currently ship much. But loved Camille. Jen ships sterek, and marrish. Kate is Marrish-Or-Die, and sterek tolerant.
P.P.S. We don't hate the clan. Just trying to bait them into returning. They WERE fun !
Now, I have a sudden urge for catnip. Huh.
anette - 10 years ago
Peter/Jen/Kate
I miss interesting shit happening on the poll. This is all so bo-reng! Ptr, I'm snoring zzzzz
That's lovely!!! May I ask them their tvd ships? And their TW ones actually? I'm pro all stydia and marrish shippers (welllll, not typeeposet she was a hostile psycho bully) BECAUSE y'all getting confusing
I wonder where yo went. And marrishitty clan, stydiot, googlie, Allison, ALL of them... It was very entertaining
Jen/Kate! I KNOW you can be classier and better trolls betch. Pretend to be someone less creepy that Peter Hale. Go w Jackson or Cora or something, its bettr
Lol why do you hate the clan? They were a blessing. This areas DED.
U luv stydiits? Well we think u should go back to being a paralyzed, burnt crisp...kinda like Lydia was when Parrish kissed her. Ew. Why are creepy burned oldass men so attracted poor L-mart???
PETER HALE - 10 years ago
anette/marrishitty,
"Pter hae
Hi Jen/Kate! Hows "trolling tvd fandom" going??? ;)"
Kate made her first klaroliner cry. We're all very proud of her.
#PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire has gotten some great responses:
"Lol yeah like I actually believes anybody ships that for real
#nicetry" (rongasm.tumblr.com)
"….what even is this ask?
Is this a Peter x Lydia shipper? Is this just a random thought? Are you telling me this to ruin my day by thinking about Peter? Should I theorize about this?
I think this is supposed to piss me off but jokes on you, I have no fucking clue what you’re trying to communicate. Probably because it seems impossible that people actually ship this.
But now that you’re here, I should maybe say something to the extent of “If you ship an underage girl with her assaulter/abuser/harasser/traumatizer/all around despicable person, I feel more sad for you than I do angry. Because that’s fucked.” (redstringbanshee.tumblr.com)
I love all the stydiots.
anette - 10 years ago
Pter hae
Hi Jen/Kate! Hows "trolling tvd fandom" going??? ;)
i am an oddball inbred arboreal. I am a stydiot.
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yep. Still bald and cross eyed.
well, at least I'm not a klaroliner.
Bring back . . . . anyone who has any writing ability on Teen Wolf.
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.
.
.
ummm, never mind.
I admit it. I started the whole monkey business. I'm sorry.
yo, stydiots !
I got nothing. . . . . . . . kinda like the stydia fandom.
I'm a little confused.
I'm a bitch. Bet you never guessed.
I'm the actual Gwen Stefani. For realsy.
sdvfsdhfgsdjgsdjfgyueuyseifhgff . . . .there's that pesky brain aneurism again.
Vete a la mierda !!
Apparently I'm an idiot.
I'm not drunk enough.
I'm reajakllajh fucckkkkkin druuuuuuunkll
I'm a pussy.
I am a dickhead.
I am a bottle of perfume.
I'm a poltergeist.
Really not a troll.
. . . . . . I AM A FUCKING DRAGON !!!
not a troll. I'm a fairy.
. . . . FIGHT THE FAIRIES !!!
I am not a troll either. Possibly a selkie.
Not a troll. Possibly an elf.
Not a troll . . . . .LOL
I still have a big bra and small boobs. I really should just buy a smaller bra.
Will Wallace is my God !! Let me worship you , Will My Lord !!!
FUCK U STYDIOTS !!
Oh fuck you all. At least I'M not a troll.
Still antimarrish. Still a twat.
Yeah, ur right. I am marrishitty aka ilovemarrshit aka ilovemarrishit aka antimarrish.
Wasn't this fun ?
dffgddsfggjhfdjk . . . . .yep, did have a stroke.
F U STYDIOTS
I'm a small apartment block in Liverpool, with a large mortgage.
Huh. Well, I'm a pair of shoes.
Dude, I'm just a sock.
Dear marrishits,
...................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
I now ship marrish. So there.
I still think you're all patheric.
Stydia nyet
I love stydia. And Donald Trump.
KLAROLINE !!!! . . . . oops, wrong fandom. Sorry.
STALIA !!!!!!
STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA STALIA
Stydia is a dead ship !!
I no longer exist.
LOOK AT THIS *NEW* (March 8) ARTICLE BY TVLINE !! STYDIA IS A ""FOCAL POINT"" OF SEASON 6 !! I'VE ONLY SAID THIS 10 000 TIMES. SO, I'M NOT SURE IF THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS HEARD THIS.
NOW I NEED TO PUT UP SOME MORE *HELPFUL* POSTS TO THE STALINS AND MARRISHITS. THEY'RE A BIT SLOW SO I'LL TALK R-E-A-L-L-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y. I'm SUPER HELPFUL THAT WAY.
"hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag, its these marrish ‘trolls’ who constantly stalk us and send us stuff."
#CreepyHashtag
STYDIA SUX !!!!!
stydia is obviously endgame. ur all mean !!
..... STOP IT !!!
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME !!!!
*I am officially not changing my name but announcing I won't be posting anymore, therefore in more posts under this (It's optional) will be a troll/wannabe hacker.*
I lied. I'm back.
..
......WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ? !!!!
SHUT UP HO !!!
who cares about a stupid poll ?!!! SHUT UP !!!!!!
marrishits are all pedos.
Marrishit is NOT endgame, ya bunch of poopypants !!
ENDGAME STYDIA !!!!!
STYDIA ENDGAME !!! Fuck all marrishits and stalins !!!!
STYDIA IS ENDGAME !!!!! Marrishits are a big bunch of hos
All stydiots are hos.
Ur a ho.
Lydia is a ho.
Stydia !! STYDIA !! S-T-Y-D-I-A !!
I am also a stydiot
I am a stydiot
Fandom dead.
Someone explain to me how Galavant and Agent Carter were cancelled, but this piece-of-shit show Teen Wolf is still on the air !!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?????
antimarrish,
WRONG.
hi irrelevant poll
Nothing new from mtv. Am forced to reblog articles/posts from months back. Maybe no-one will notice. Like no-one has yet noticed I'm a ginormous bitch.
Right ?
Hey !!
Stay tuned to Teen Wolf for season 6. We'll have stydia.........and some ghost dude on a horse......and hardly any Stiles........and STYDIA !!!
Did I mention STYDIA ? Because we have STYDIA. And even more STYDIA.
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Hi.
Remember me ? I used to have a tv show. Then most of the stars left, and the writers forgot pretty much how to write. And I baited the fandom a little too much *waves at sterek stans*.
And then the star of the show was injured and pretty much led to the cancellation of the show. I hope to ruin more shows in the future. Bye.
P.S. I never baited the stydia shippers though *ROFL*.
So, it looks like this fandom is pretty much dead.
There's nothing new coming out of the official blogs. There are increasing rumours that season 6 will be massively delayed or even cancelled (n o show without it's star, Dylan).
We'll be around, but trolls need to be fed. And we're all starving over here.
Seya, stydiots.
SONNET 30
When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unus'd to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restor'd and sorrows end.
SONNET 29
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself, and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featur'd like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
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How can I then return in happy plight,
That am debarr'd the benefit of rest?
When day's oppression is not eas'd by night,
But day by night, and night by day, oppress'd?
And each, though enemies to either's reign,
Do in consent shake hands to torture me,
The one by toil, the other to complain
How far I toil, still farther off from thee.
I tell the day, to please him, thou art bright,
And dost him grace when clouds do blot the heaven:
So flatter I the swart-complexion'd night,
When sparkling stars twire not thou gild'st the even.
But day doth daily draw my sorrows longer,
And night doth nightly make grief's strength seem stronger.
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Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
The dear repose for limbs with travel tired;
But then begins a journey in my head,
To work my mind, when body's work's expired:
For then my thoughts (from far where I abide)
Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee,
And keep my drooping eyelids open wide,
Looking on darkness which the blind do see:
Save that my soul's imaginary sight
Presents thy shadow to my sightless view,
Which, like a jewel hung in ghastly night,
Makes black night beauteous and her old face new.
Lo, thus, by day my limbs, by night my mind,
For thee, and for myself, no quiet find.
SONNET 26
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
To thee I send this written ambassage,
To witness duty, not to show my wit.
Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
But that I hope some good conceit of thine
In thy soul's thought, all naked, will bestow it:
Till whatsoever star that guides my moving,
Points on me graciously with fair aspect,
And puts apparel on my tattered loving,
To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:
Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee,
Till then not show my head where thou may'st prove me.
Ah, she's all I need all of my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I'll say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
Just say the word
Ah, I've just got to have her, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
But I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio just say the word
Oh Sussudio, oh
Now I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun
Sussudio oh oh
Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign
I'll show her anytime
Sussudio oh oh
Oh if she called me I'd be there
I'd come running anywhere
She's all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio, just say the word
Oh Sussudio
There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio oh oh
Ok, who's sending out #HarryStylesToReplaceDylanOBrien to the Teen Wolf fandom ?
...... nice one, dudes.
Hey Troll Section !!
Yep, we're back. Did ya miss us ? Waddya mean, no ?
Well, anyway thanks to the Peter Hale stans for keeping this place going. Not that easy when the fandom is currently dead. And thanks anette/marrishitty 2 for hanging around.
So, is anything actually happening in the fandom ? Is series 6 still happening ? Has it been delayed ? Is Dylan any better ? Are the stydiots any less psychotic ?
Maybe we should start singing again. And I never did finish the Shakespeare verses.
Fuck it. I can now admit it.
I am marrishitty 2. I hope you liked my poetry.
"Ah. Well, the 10 - year plan for making Lydia fall in love with me may have to stretch to 15, but the plan is definitely still in motion."
Yeah, I'm not a creepy stalker or anything. Nope.
DON'T WORRY. DADDY WILL PROTECT YOU.
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Pssst. Are the stydiots all gone now ?
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I AM POLLDADDY
SERIOUSLY, SOMEBODY START SOME WANK
SOMEBODY START A RUMOUR THAT HARRY STYLES IS REPLACING DYLAN O'BRIEN
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SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN ME !!!!!!!!
POLLDADDY BORED
POLLDADDY REALLY FUCKING BORED
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PLEASE BRING BACK THE POLE DANCERS
Ha ! People keep reblogging that fake news story about Dylan O'Brien being replaced by Harry Styles. Stiles to be played by Styles. Dear god, there is no hope for this fandom.
But there is nothing coming out of the legitimate blogs and sites, so people are making shit up now.
There's not even any decent wank out there. In the Teen Wolf fandom ! I don't think that happens that often.
Maybe we should try the VD or SN fandoms.
Oops. Forgot I was supposed to be trolling here. Had to go over to the Supernatural fandom for this weeks wank. Apparently having a bisexual God was not well received by the redneck part of the fandom. Especially after the previous weeks episode with a pair of gay hunters.
I had to lol over the comment sections on tv.com.
"Didn't mind Chuck as god but what is it with all the god dates girls and guys thing! They need to fire the writer of the last two eps. Hey they did mention Sodom and Gomorrah just didn't mention all the wrath that befell the homos... Want to be gay, fine but they are getting a little ridiculous with all the sneak in undertones. Like the last ep with the two burly homos..."
Someone called this commenter a closet case. Kinda obvious actually.
Anyway, been checking on that message we sent out: #PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire
"Okay, this is the second Lydia/Peter ask I’ve gotten, so even though I’m 60% sure this is a joke and 100% sure this is a troll, I’m gonna address this.
"I find this pairing to be the most disgusting pairing in Teen Wolf, hands down. That quote that you are addressing was so clearly meant to be creepy and show psychotic Peter is, and to use it in a romantic or sexual way is just wrong. Peter was trying to take credit for Lydia’s transformation, as if he was doing something good when he attacked her, possessed her, and traumatized her. It was sick and it was supposed to be sick. End of story.
And seriously, while M@rrish might squick me out because of the age difference, Peter/Lydia truly sickens me. It is pairing a victim with her abuser and that is never okay. The ironic thing is, people who do this usually go on and on about how terrible Kate is and how horrible the Kate/Derek pairing is…well, Peter used and abused Lydia in very similar ways to how Kate used Derek. There’s nothing romantic about it. " (the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com)
See, we're still getting responses. Let the trolling continue.
where did everyone go ?
meh. I've seen bigger.
HERE YOU GO, POLLDADDY
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WILL YOU PLEASE STOP PUTTING UP PICTURES OF POLE DANCERS ON MY PAGE
STOP THAT AT ONCE
I DO LIKE BIG COCKS THOUGH
. . . . . . . . WHAT ?
anette
"Well we think u should go back to being a paralyzed, burnt crisp...kinda like Lydia was when Parrish kissed her. Ew. Why are creepy burned oldass men so attracted poor L-mart???"
Well, that was uncalled for. And you just wish you were this gorgeous . I'm perfect, bitch and you know it.
Now, I have to go and become an Alpha again.
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.... anyone seen Scott ?
anette/marrishitty etc
Hi. I'm Kate Argent. I have a thing for seducing teenagers and then burning their families alive. I also like long walks on the beach.
So, is this less creepy ?
P.S. Jen ships Dalaric (Damon/Alaric), Kate has shipped Klena (Klaus/Elena) and doesn't currently ship much. But loved Camille. Jen ships sterek, and marrish. Kate is Marrish-Or-Die, and sterek tolerant.
P.P.S. We don't hate the clan. Just trying to bait them into returning. They WERE fun !
Now, I have a sudden urge for catnip. Huh.
Peter/Jen/Kate
I miss interesting shit happening on the poll. This is all so bo-reng! Ptr, I'm snoring zzzzz
That's lovely!!! May I ask them their tvd ships? And their TW ones actually? I'm pro all stydia and marrish shippers (welllll, not typeeposet she was a hostile psycho bully) BECAUSE y'all getting confusing
I wonder where yo went. And marrishitty clan, stydiot, googlie, Allison, ALL of them... It was very entertaining
Jen/Kate! I KNOW you can be classier and better trolls betch. Pretend to be someone less creepy that Peter Hale. Go w Jackson or Cora or something, its bettr
Lol why do you hate the clan? They were a blessing. This areas DED.
U luv stydiits? Well we think u should go back to being a paralyzed, burnt crisp...kinda like Lydia was when Parrish kissed her. Ew. Why are creepy burned oldass men so attracted poor L-mart???
anette/marrishitty,
"Pter hae
Hi Jen/Kate! Hows "trolling tvd fandom" going??? ;)"
Kate made her first klaroliner cry. We're all very proud of her.
#PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire has gotten some great responses:
"#PeterHaleIsThePhychopathThatAlmostDroveLydiaOutOfHerMindActuallySitDownAndGetOutOfMyAskBox" (theystayalive.tumblr.com)
"Lol yeah like I actually believes anybody ships that for real
#nicetry" (rongasm.tumblr.com)
"….what even is this ask?
Is this a Peter x Lydia shipper? Is this just a random thought? Are you telling me this to ruin my day by thinking about Peter? Should I theorize about this?
I think this is supposed to piss me off but jokes on you, I have no fucking clue what you’re trying to communicate. Probably because it seems impossible that people actually ship this.
But now that you’re here, I should maybe say something to the extent of “If you ship an underage girl with her assaulter/abuser/harasser/traumatizer/all around despicable person, I feel more sad for you than I do angry. Because that’s fucked.” (redstringbanshee.tumblr.com)
I love all the stydiots.
Pter hae
Hi Jen/Kate! Hows "trolling tvd fandom" going??? ;)