Why do I have a big bra if I have small boobs ? Should I take the big bra back and get a small one ?
ThePowerOfHumanLove - 11 years ago
YES !! I have seen the light of Marrish ! Hallelujah !!!!
patyworld - 11 years ago
Stiles and Lydia are just friends. Marrish 4ever!
SorryNotSorry - 11 years ago
HA !! Stydiots think Marrish is dead ? As if. We can't believe what the Hellhound says. We have seen Jordan before he turns into the Hellhound. He's still there.
I've decided to go back to my original name rather than stick with HELL BITCH. I just love the irony of the old name.
Sinse I hate Stiles, for those of you who are slow.
I can't wait to see Parrish become an "Alpha" Hellhound and kill the Beast. He's kinda made the "True Alpha" obsolete this season.
ToHellAndBack - 11 years ago
I love how stydiots compare Parrish's hallucinations of Lydia to the dream that Stiles had of Lydia back in 3b. Do we really think that Stiles, a teenage boy, had a dream of a fully clothed Lydia and NOTHING happened ? They were in bed together, in the dream. Probably had wildly athletic sex in that dream too, if you know teenage boys. We just didn't see the earler part of the dream.
But neither Stiles or Parrish have ANY control of what they dream or hallucinate. So, it's really just Stydia TRASH hating on the nicest guy on the show .
P.S. There's also a good chance that the hallucinations are the Hellhounds'. Jordan, in real life hasn't made a move on Lydia.
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I LOVE SALTY STYDIOT TEARS - 11 years ago
What a wonderful week ! The stydiots have been knocked off their smug perch, are collectively tearing their hair out, and praying for Jeff Davis slow death. It's hilarious.
"I refuse to sit around and have m@rrish shoved down my throat when we all know Lydia would be at the lacrosse game with her husband".
"I knew I shouldn’t have got my hopes up that high. No Stydia. It was like nothing happened between them. THEN they have references to Marrish and Stalia. I’ll just be over here reading Stydia FanFiction and act like I’m not heartbroken, again."
"So not only toying with our Stydia emotions after the most beautiful Stydia episode ever, they practically act like nothing happened between them. Hello! “Stiles saved me.” And then we get M@rrish being shoved down our throats the entire episode. Oh ho, if that wasn’t bad enough, gag, we now get a possible St@lia reconnection. "
"so all that stydia from last week was just baiting? i’m tired I don’t need this shit. Fuck you jeff davis."
"That episode sucked. My expectations went from 100, to negative 2,000. Thanks Jeff, aka Satan :)"
If you want a laugh, head over to any stydiot blog. It's a mine of tears and desolation. Ít's better than drugs. Better than sex.
ALL MARRISH SHIPPERS ARE IN A HAPPY PLACE RIGHT NOW.
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Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
"Jeff-Is just-Playing with us.
And he’s probably laughing right now, watching our reactions, knowing Stydia won’t happen until at least half a season. But I’m confident. I know they have a future together since freaking first episode. It is obvious to everyone, even the “Marrish” shipers who are in fact just anti-Stydia, they know that Marrish is wrong and won’t happen" (from dylanobrienfr).
1 - YES, HE'S PLAYING WITH ALL OF US. THERE WILL BE NO "ENDGAME" FOR ANYONE.
2 - MARRISH SHIPPERS SHIP MARRISH, FUNNILY ENOUGH. AND MOST STYDIOTS ARE ANTI MARRISH !
3 - LYDIA IS 18 NOW SO THE "WRONG" IS IN YOUR TINY MIND.
4 - AND TEEN WOLF IS ALMOST CERTAIN TO BE CANCELLED BEFORE "STYDIA" EVER BECOMES CANON.
SO,SUCK IT !!!
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STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
Pssst, keep voting for Sterek (over on http://voteformost.com/best-tv-couple-of-american-tv-series-2015/?fv-page=1). Stydia is second and that can't be allowed to stand. Hell, vote Clarke/Lexa if it means the stydiots don't win.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Sooooooo, last week was the start of "stydia becoming canon", according to the shippers. And this week, we have Lydia spending 95 % of the episode with . . . . . . . . . Jordan Parrish/The Hellhound. Yeah, Jeff wasn't baiting you stydiots or anything. And hints of Stalia in future too.
I'm really trying not to laugh, but we did warn you. And for all those crowing that Jordan is dead, that is obviously a lie by the Hound. We've seen Jordan change into the Hound on too many occasions. I think , like Kyra, that Jordan and The Hound are battling for control.
And anyway, half the characters have "died" and come back on this show. Peter, Jackson, Kate, Derek and even Scott.
No, I'm sorry. I am laughing. THERE WAS SOOOOOOOO MUCH STYDIA IN THIS EPISODE. . . . NOT !!!!!
antimarrish - 11 years ago
Marrish5ever,
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MARRISHIT FUCKER !! FUCKING TAKE YOUR FUCKED UP RATINGS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR FUCKING FUCKED UP ASS !! AW FUCK, Ï'M SO FUCKING MAD AT THESE FUCKING FUCKERS !! FUCK !!!
FUCK YOU AND THE OTHER MARRISHITS !! NILSON RATINGS DONT MEAN A FUCKING THINMG !! MTV SAYS SO AND THEY WOULDNT LIE TO US !! FUCK OF YOU FUCKING FUCK THAT CAME FROM FUCKING HELL !!
"Teen Wolf’ Ranks as Tuesday’s Most Social Show". This is what all the stydiots are passing around. Twitter ratings are different than the usual Nielsen ratings. 0.88 were the REAL ratings, despite how the stydiots and MTV are spinning it (or, as most people call it - LYING !!).
"lmfao @ people saying last episode failed " (tylerposet). IT'S CALLED THE TRUTH.
"Does anyone else find it hilarious that eager little teenage fanboys and girls are so busy ‘tweeting’ and reading about the damn show than watching it? " (Phobe Grey). THANK YOU.
You gotta feel sorry for the poor little stydiots. They are just so effing gullible when they go onto their Stydia BNFs blogs. They believe anything that tylerposetor antimarrish tell them, without bothering to check themselves. I need more alcohol.
Dear bitch (I love it when stydiots pick such accurate names),
"stydia may have lost but thats bc u freaks have no life. o=polls mean jackshit, stydia won 5x16 and will be endgame. u can keep your polls, we will have our beautiful scenes and music and endgame :)"
Hey, us freaks have feelings. And stydiots obviously have no life either, since you bitch just as much in the comments here.
Stydia "won" 5x16 ?? The actual show is not a contest, pet. But if it was, you'd lose. Parrish was the hero of the episode. He bitch slapped chimera, burned his way through the mountain ash, and put his body on the line to stop Ludia's scream killing everyone in town. Jeff Davis will never make ANY ship endgame, because it will piss off the other shippers. He'll keep on juggling all the ships (barring anyone else leaving the show). and sweetheart, that music was just a promotion (like all other product placements on the show ie Toyota).
Thanks for "allowing" us to win the polls (yeah, you keep telling yourself that). Bye bitch.
bitch - 11 years ago
stydia may have lost but thats bc u freaks have no life. o=polls mean jackshit, stydia won 5x16 and will be endgame. u can keep your polls, we will have our beautiful scenes and music and endgame :)
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Keep voting on this poll (Best TV Couple of American TV Series 2015 ) http://voteformost.com/best-tv-couple-of-american-tv-series-2015/?fv-page=1.
Wow, I thought stydia vs marrish was fucking wanky. But Klaroline vs Klamille vs Klayley is insane. I thought Klaus and Caroline were on different shows now ?
And "Calm your tits sweetheart " may be a phrase I use more often. Thanks Anaelle.
I can't believe people still think polls should be completely fair, then change their minds when their ship is losing. Fandom, never change. You're way too entertaining this way.
And you'll find me over there too (different name). So is Jen. VOTE STEREK !!
Jen Barnes - 11 years ago
Didja miss me ? What do you mean, No ? !
Anyway, I'm rallying all the marrish shippers to go vote for STEREK here http://voteformost.com/best-tv-couple-of-american-tv-series-2015/?fv-page=1.
Sterek is 812 votes Stalia is 1733 and Stydiot is 5646. Marrish, unfortunately has only 4 votes and there is a 1 vote per day rule here (and I can't find a way around that yet). Too late for us but we can make sure STYDIOT doesn't win. Come on Marrish/Sterek shippers - VOTE FOR STEREK !!!
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Dear stydiots,
A rundown of recent polls on Hollywood Life , and which ones that Stydia won (LATEST UPDATE)
1 - What are you most excited to see in 'Teen Wolf' season 5B? Stydia 30.23 % to Papa Argent 65.5 %.
STYDIA LOST.
2 - Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? NO (#Stydia) 44.35 % to Yes 55.65 %.
STYDIA LOST.
3 - Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 42.48 % to NO 57.52 %.
STYDIA LOST.
4 - Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? Yes 35 % to NO 65 %.
STYDIA LOST.
5 - Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 50 % to Stiles 45 % (Scott 4 % , Theo 1 %).
STYDIA LOST ha ha ha !!!
6 - Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 55 % to Yes (#Stydia rules!) 45 % .
STYDIA LOST.
STYDIA HAS LOST ALL 6 POLLS !!!!! What is that smell ? ah yes, the sweet scent of VICTORY !!
Hello marrishit or ilovemarrshit or ilovemarrishit or IHaveEarlyStageAlzheimers or whatever,
"asdghDJDAFJSKLDFGSD I choose Marrishit because I had a stroke haha"
I was only joking about you having a stroke but damn, maybe I was onto something. You just rest now.
PATO - 11 years ago
MARRISH IS LIFE
stalidiot - 11 years ago
i like st*lia and m*rrish too. OK, WHO KEEPS CENSORING MY WORDS ?
Like st*lia and m*rrish ........WHO KEEPS DOING THAT ? F♥CK YOU !!
GO F♥CK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY ♥♥♥♥♥, YOU MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ !!!!
Abby Coleman - 11 years ago
I LOVE POTATOES AND STYDIA. Mostly potatoes, because you can do anything with them. And stydia......................oh crap.
Eleanor Henstridge - 11 years ago
I not a badass.I am a bitch with money and power.And I ship Marrish like all the royals.
(I've heard that Cersei and Jaime Lannister ship Stydia, but you can't trust siblings who are THAT close, really)
Cat Stevens - 11 years ago
Mewwww meww mewwwww
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I JUST HAD A BRAIN ANEURYSM .
Justin Bibah - 11 years ago
Never say Stydia.(or never,never endgame)
seriously, Justin Bibah ? Really ?
SockPuppet - 11 years ago
I love stydia.Stydia is love
(Help !! I've been kidnapped and they're forcing me to type this. HELP !!)
Chanel Nr°1 - 11 years ago
If you choose falling for your teenage stalker, you must be a STYDIOT.
MarrishIsEndgame - 11 years ago
Stydiot: hormiga
MARRISH: bota
pasos de arranque en la hormiga
Tove Lo - 11 years ago
Stay High. (although I prefer tequila to weed) .Stay with stydia canon (where Lydia's preference is for muscular blonde jocks.....oh, oops. Maybe Stiles could bleach his hair.....)
HELL BITCH - 11 years ago
Dear Rory Cook,
"I am the bitch of the bitches.A stydia bitch.Yup ,fight me,i will win bc I am COOK".
Unless that cook happens to be Steven Seagal, I aint impressed. Look at my name ........now run.
Sorry, I lied. I really love MARRISH. (although Skins is awesome too).
Effy Stonem - 11 years ago
I really ship MARRISH.
But I do love Freffy. Freffy is the bestest show ever. Fwa Realsies.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Oh no ! A troll is pretending to be me.
"I AM A STYDIA SHIPPER ALL THE WAY"
Imma gonna need ice for THAT burn.
You're not even trying. Troll harder.
TrueAlphaDerekHale - 11 years ago
Wolfsbane
Dude, you had me worried there for a second. Good to see fellow Sterek shippers are still in this fandom.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Frank Zhang,
"Stalia and Marrish can co-exist. Plus both are more likely to become canon"
You're right. But neither can co-exist with STYDIA. It and it's shippers are poison to the fandom.
HELL BITCH - 11 years ago
SorryNotSorry
I'll say it S L O W L Y for you. I'm the REAL Cassie Stilinski. I ship MARRISH. She is the FAKE one, who ships STYDIA. Someone told me she was using my name here. So , I stupidly replied to her.
For all I know, you're just one of her sockpuppets too.
So, FUCK YOU TROLL !!
SorryNotSorry - 11 years ago
Hello my doppelganger
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME !!
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HELL BITCH - 11 years ago
And here I am under my new name. Please ignore any Troll using my old one.
Cassie Stilinski - 11 years ago
Dear SorryNotSorry
"YOU HATE STILES STILINSKI AND YOUR NAME IS CASSIE STILINSKI?HAHA PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A TROLL."
The name's meant to be ironic. Us Marrish shippers are going nowhere. The stydiots are always welcome to leave this fandom at any time. It might actually be a nice place without you.
Also....HELL BITCH ? ! Ooh, I like it.
From now on I shall be known as HELL BITCH.
凸(-_-)凸
Whatthehellhound - 11 years ago
Nice try. But I am the original Whatthehellhound. I found out you were pretending to be me here and replied. You're the Stydia shipper who stole MY name !
THE STYDIOTS ARE LOSING ALL THE POLLS HERE. THAT'S WHY YOU ALL STOLE MARRISH SHIPPERS NAMES AND PRETEND TO BE US.
I LOVE MARRISH AND ALWAYS WILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY, SWEETHEART.
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Gwen stefani - 11 years ago
THIS SHIT IS MARRISHIT
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marrishit - 11 years ago
asdghDJDAFJSKLDFGSD
I choose Marrishit because I had a stroke haha
PATO - 11 years ago
CUAK CUAK CUAK
TRANSLATE:
STYDIA IS LIFE
stalidiot - 11 years ago
i like st*lia and m*rrish too.
Abby Coleman - 11 years ago
I LOVE POTATOES AND STYDIA
Eleanor Henstridge - 11 years ago
I not a badass.I am a bitch with money and power.And I ship Stydia like all the royals.
Cat Stevens - 11 years ago
Mewwww meww mewwwww
translate:
I HATE MARRISHIT
SockPuppet - 11 years ago
I love stydia.Stydia is love.
Justin Bibah - 11 years ago
Never say Marrish.(or never,never endgame)
Chanel Nr°1 - 11 years ago
If you choose Glammour ,you choose Stydia
MarrishIsEndgame - 11 years ago
Marrishit: HORMIGA
STYDIA:PATO PATO PATO
Tove Lo - 11 years ago
Stay High.Stay with stydia canon.
Rory Cook - 11 years ago
I am the bitch of the bitches.A stydia bitch.Yup ,fight me,i will win bc I am COOK
SuckPuppet - 11 years ago
i love Stydia
Cassie Ainsworth - 11 years ago
I ship Stydia to bc remaind me as Cassid. Cassie loves Sid.Stiles loves Lydia.Sid finally loves Cassie.Lydia finally loves Stiles
Effy Stonem - 11 years ago
I ship Stydia too
and Freffy.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
I AM A STYDIA SHIPPER ALL THE WAY
Wolfsbane - 11 years ago
STALIA
STALI
STAL
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STERE
STEREK.
Wolfsbane - 11 years ago
marrish and stalia!
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JUST KIDDING STEREK IS A RAINBOW!
Frank Zhang - 11 years ago
Stalia and Marrish can co-exist. Plus both are more likely to become canon.
SorryNotSorry - 11 years ago
"Cassie Stilinski- 4 days ago
if you ship MARRSHIT or you are a STALIDIOT FROM SATAN,YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE PARRISH WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH!"
HAHA I FOUND THE ORIGINAL CASSIE STILINSKI ,THE OTHER ONE WAS FAKE A FUCKING TROLL.
THIS POLL HAS A LOT OF TROLLS IT IS A SHIT , I HATE TROLLS
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FUCK YOU TROLLS!!
SorryNotSorry - 11 years ago
Dear bitch,I mean "Cassie Stilinski"
Cassie Stilinski- 2 days ago
"if you ship STYDIOT or you are a STALIDIOT FROM SATAN,YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE STILES WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH!"
YOU HATE STILES STILINSKI AND YOUR NAME IS CASSIE STILINSKI?HAHA PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A TROLL.
YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE AND ANOTHER HATER WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH.
SorryNotSorry - 11 years ago
Dear bitch,I mean "Cassie Stilinski"
Cassie Stilinski- 2 days ago
"if you ship STYDIOT or you are a STALIDIOT FROM SATAN,YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE STILES WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH!"
YOU HATE STILES STILINSKI AND YOUR NAME IS CASSIE STILINSKI?HAHA PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A TROLL.
YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE AND ANOTHER HATER WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH.
Really i am the fucking original just check the first comment of this name and you know that it is a stydia comment .Marrish shipper stole my name,you are fucking insane man ,just buy a life,pretty sure you had a stroke .Just use your real name and leave me alone. You call the stydia shippers idiots when you are the idiot here.You stole the name of Cassie Stilinski and Ilovemarrishit too.JUST CHECK THE FIRST COMMENT OF THESE NAMES AND ARE ALL STYDIA COMMENTS A MARRISH SHIPPER STOLE THESE NAMES.THIS IS A POLL ,A SHIP WAR ,A FREEDOM BE YOURSELF.RETARDED.
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WhatTheHellHound - 11 years ago
And the fake WhatTheHellHound just posted again. Stop it. I'm a Marrish shipper and always have been.
God, Parrish is so hot ! I want him to put those big, strong arms around me......preferably when he ISN'T on fire. I'd let him tear my shirt off in one of his hallucinations any day of the week.
I am so done.A marrishit shipper use my name to say something marrishit.Idiot ,you are a fucking retarded be fucking original.I am an stydia shipper not a marrishit shipper.If you don't belive me take a look to the first comment I post ,it is anti-marrishit.FUCK OFF!
saynotomarrish - 11 years ago
FUCK YOU !!!
#SetThePuppyOnFire and #SexOffendersRegistryForParrish.
Which of these should we trend ? #KillParrish or #ParrishMustDie ? So many decisions when you're a Total Bitch.
stydiot - 11 years ago
Oh Lord, please tell me it's over now.
Eye - 11 years ago
I'm an eye. I don't know what happened to the other eye. Or nose. Or mouth.
saja - 11 years ago
And my real name is :O. Kinda hard to pronounce, I know.
Stydia Martinski - 11 years ago
My real name is ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Stiles-martin - 11 years ago
Thank fuck. I didn't want to argue with marrishits like Marrish5ever and Kate Byrne while I'm sober.
stereklover - 11 years ago
I have bourbon.
Stiles-martin - 11 years ago
Crap. I've run out of tequila.
impalawithtardis - 11 years ago
I am actually secretly in love with antimarrish.............shhh, don't tell anyone.
m-mstilinski - 11 years ago
WILL THE STYDIOTS STOP USING BOTS TO CHANGE THIS POLL ? !!!
_____________thanks, guys.
Obershaf - 11 years ago
I am but a leaf on the ocean.....
a friend - 11 years ago
I just wanna be your friend.
The Master Baiter - 11 years ago
I just come up with stupid sockpuppet names.
isabella - 11 years ago
why can't we all bre frioends ? i love you all !!
wath the fuck are you loooking ta ?! ill'l glass you, bitch !
sofia - 11 years ago
I can't believe we had over 450 comments here. We are now officially the second most commented Hollywood Life poll here. Only beaten out by a poll on Justin Bieber and One Direction. C'mon, we can beat 712 comments !!
only if you buy me dinner first - 11 years ago
Dude, stop hating on the hellpuppy.
suck it, u jerk - 11 years ago
PARRISH IS SUCH A PEDO-PUPPY. HE JUST MASTERBATES TO LYDIA IN THE SHOWER. HE'S SO GROSS. AND SO PRETTY. AND REALLY HOT. AND NAKED . . . . . . . . . . ummmm, where was I ?
Allison Nichols - 11 years ago
are we still tmrying to trend #wewantmarrish or #marrishiscanonin2016 or #wewantparrishnakedandcoveredinhonye ? soxmeone pass me the tequila !!
:)) - 11 years ago
I am an emoticon. Apparently a really happy one.
Chloe - 11 years ago
STOP VOTING AGAINST STYDIA ! YOU'RE ALL BIG MEANIES!!!!!!!!
S - 11 years ago
I need a hobby.
tca - 11 years ago
I am really, really bored.
Lovo - 11 years ago
This comment section is fucked.
anonymous - 11 years ago
STYDIA WILL HAPPEN AND IF THEY DONT JEFF DAVIS WILL DIE AT MY HANDS!!!
I HAVE BEEN SHIPPING STYDIA SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE IN SEASON ONE!!!!!!!!!!
STYDIA NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
PLEASE JEFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........
.........perhaps I DO need to return to therapy.
Kyler Brinkley - 11 years ago
Sterek won't happen. Neither Stiles or Derek are gay. I can tell just by looking at them.
ravewulf - 11 years ago
STEREK IS STILL GOING TO HAPPEN. BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SIGNALED BY THE NARRATIVE. AND JEFF DAVIS IS A GIFT.
and I probably shouldn't write meta when I'm on acid .............holy shit ! I can taste colours !!!!!
Why do I have a big bra if I have small boobs ? Should I take the big bra back and get a small one ?
YES !! I have seen the light of Marrish ! Hallelujah !!!!
Stiles and Lydia are just friends. Marrish 4ever!
HA !! Stydiots think Marrish is dead ? As if. We can't believe what the Hellhound says. We have seen Jordan before he turns into the Hellhound. He's still there.
MARRISH IS ENDGAME.
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I can't wait until Marrish is endgame !!
I've decided to go back to my original name rather than stick with HELL BITCH. I just love the irony of the old name.
Sinse I hate Stiles, for those of you who are slow.
I can't wait to see Parrish become an "Alpha" Hellhound and kill the Beast. He's kinda made the "True Alpha" obsolete this season.
I love how stydiots compare Parrish's hallucinations of Lydia to the dream that Stiles had of Lydia back in 3b. Do we really think that Stiles, a teenage boy, had a dream of a fully clothed Lydia and NOTHING happened ? They were in bed together, in the dream. Probably had wildly athletic sex in that dream too, if you know teenage boys. We just didn't see the earler part of the dream.
But neither Stiles or Parrish have ANY control of what they dream or hallucinate. So, it's really just Stydia TRASH hating on the nicest guy on the show .
P.S. There's also a good chance that the hallucinations are the Hellhounds'. Jordan, in real life hasn't made a move on Lydia.
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What a wonderful week ! The stydiots have been knocked off their smug perch, are collectively tearing their hair out, and praying for Jeff Davis slow death. It's hilarious.
"I refuse to sit around and have m@rrish shoved down my throat when we all know Lydia would be at the lacrosse game with her husband".
"I knew I shouldn’t have got my hopes up that high. No Stydia. It was like nothing happened between them. THEN they have references to Marrish and Stalia. I’ll just be over here reading Stydia FanFiction and act like I’m not heartbroken, again."
"So not only toying with our Stydia emotions after the most beautiful Stydia episode ever, they practically act like nothing happened between them. Hello! “Stiles saved me.” And then we get M@rrish being shoved down our throats the entire episode. Oh ho, if that wasn’t bad enough, gag, we now get a possible St@lia reconnection. "
"so all that stydia from last week was just baiting? i’m tired I don’t need this shit. Fuck you jeff davis."
"That episode sucked. My expectations went from 100, to negative 2,000. Thanks Jeff, aka Satan :)"
If you want a laugh, head over to any stydiot blog. It's a mine of tears and desolation. Ít's better than drugs. Better than sex.
ALL MARRISH SHIPPERS ARE IN A HAPPY PLACE RIGHT NOW.
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"Jeff-Is just-Playing with us.
And he’s probably laughing right now, watching our reactions, knowing Stydia won’t happen until at least half a season. But I’m confident. I know they have a future together since freaking first episode. It is obvious to everyone, even the “Marrish” shipers who are in fact just anti-Stydia, they know that Marrish is wrong and won’t happen" (from dylanobrienfr).
1 - YES, HE'S PLAYING WITH ALL OF US. THERE WILL BE NO "ENDGAME" FOR ANYONE.
2 - MARRISH SHIPPERS SHIP MARRISH, FUNNILY ENOUGH. AND MOST STYDIOTS ARE ANTI MARRISH !
3 - LYDIA IS 18 NOW SO THE "WRONG" IS IN YOUR TINY MIND.
4 - AND TEEN WOLF IS ALMOST CERTAIN TO BE CANCELLED BEFORE "STYDIA" EVER BECOMES CANON.
SO,SUCK IT !!!
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Pssst, keep voting for Sterek (over on http://voteformost.com/best-tv-couple-of-american-tv-series-2015/?fv-page=1). Stydia is second and that can't be allowed to stand. Hell, vote Clarke/Lexa if it means the stydiots don't win.
Sooooooo, last week was the start of "stydia becoming canon", according to the shippers. And this week, we have Lydia spending 95 % of the episode with . . . . . . . . . Jordan Parrish/The Hellhound. Yeah, Jeff wasn't baiting you stydiots or anything. And hints of Stalia in future too.
I'm really trying not to laugh, but we did warn you. And for all those crowing that Jordan is dead, that is obviously a lie by the Hound. We've seen Jordan change into the Hound on too many occasions. I think , like Kyra, that Jordan and The Hound are battling for control.
And anyway, half the characters have "died" and come back on this show. Peter, Jackson, Kate, Derek and even Scott.
No, I'm sorry. I am laughing. THERE WAS SOOOOOOOO MUCH STYDIA IN THIS EPISODE. . . . NOT !!!!!
Marrish5ever,
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MARRISHIT FUCKER !! FUCKING TAKE YOUR FUCKED UP RATINGS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR FUCKING FUCKED UP ASS !! AW FUCK, Ï'M SO FUCKING MAD AT THESE FUCKING FUCKERS !! FUCK !!!
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FUCK YOU AND THE OTHER MARRISHITS !! NILSON RATINGS DONT MEAN A FUCKING THINMG !! MTV SAYS SO AND THEY WOULDNT LIE TO US !! FUCK OF YOU FUCKING FUCK THAT CAME FROM FUCKING HELL !!
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"Teen Wolf’ Ranks as Tuesday’s Most Social Show". This is what all the stydiots are passing around. Twitter ratings are different than the usual Nielsen ratings. 0.88 were the REAL ratings, despite how the stydiots and MTV are spinning it (or, as most people call it - LYING !!).
"lmfao @ people saying last episode failed " (tylerposet). IT'S CALLED THE TRUTH.
"Does anyone else find it hilarious that eager little teenage fanboys and girls are so busy ‘tweeting’ and reading about the damn show than watching it? " (Phobe Grey). THANK YOU.
You gotta feel sorry for the poor little stydiots. They are just so effing gullible when they go onto their Stydia BNFs blogs. They believe anything that tylerposetor antimarrish tell them, without bothering to check themselves. I need more alcohol.
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Dear bitch (I love it when stydiots pick such accurate names),
"stydia may have lost but thats bc u freaks have no life. o=polls mean jackshit, stydia won 5x16 and will be endgame. u can keep your polls, we will have our beautiful scenes and music and endgame :)"
Hey, us freaks have feelings. And stydiots obviously have no life either, since you bitch just as much in the comments here.
Stydia "won" 5x16 ?? The actual show is not a contest, pet. But if it was, you'd lose. Parrish was the hero of the episode. He bitch slapped chimera, burned his way through the mountain ash, and put his body on the line to stop Ludia's scream killing everyone in town. Jeff Davis will never make ANY ship endgame, because it will piss off the other shippers. He'll keep on juggling all the ships (barring anyone else leaving the show). and sweetheart, that music was just a promotion (like all other product placements on the show ie Toyota).
Thanks for "allowing" us to win the polls (yeah, you keep telling yourself that). Bye bitch.
stydia may have lost but thats bc u freaks have no life. o=polls mean jackshit, stydia won 5x16 and will be endgame. u can keep your polls, we will have our beautiful scenes and music and endgame :)
Keep voting on this poll (Best TV Couple of American TV Series 2015 ) http://voteformost.com/best-tv-couple-of-american-tv-series-2015/?fv-page=1.
Wow, I thought stydia vs marrish was fucking wanky. But Klaroline vs Klamille vs Klayley is insane. I thought Klaus and Caroline were on different shows now ?
And "Calm your tits sweetheart " may be a phrase I use more often. Thanks Anaelle.
I can't believe people still think polls should be completely fair, then change their minds when their ship is losing. Fandom, never change. You're way too entertaining this way.
And you'll find me over there too (different name). So is Jen. VOTE STEREK !!
Didja miss me ? What do you mean, No ? !
Anyway, I'm rallying all the marrish shippers to go vote for STEREK here http://voteformost.com/best-tv-couple-of-american-tv-series-2015/?fv-page=1.
Sterek is 812 votes Stalia is 1733 and Stydiot is 5646. Marrish, unfortunately has only 4 votes and there is a 1 vote per day rule here (and I can't find a way around that yet). Too late for us but we can make sure STYDIOT doesn't win. Come on Marrish/Sterek shippers - VOTE FOR STEREK !!!
Dear stydiots,
A rundown of recent polls on Hollywood Life , and which ones that Stydia won (LATEST UPDATE)
1 - What are you most excited to see in 'Teen Wolf' season 5B? Stydia 30.23 % to Papa Argent 65.5 %.
STYDIA LOST.
2 - Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? NO (#Stydia) 44.35 % to Yes 55.65 %.
STYDIA LOST.
3 - Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 42.48 % to NO 57.52 %.
STYDIA LOST.
4 - Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? Yes 35 % to NO 65 %.
STYDIA LOST.
5 - Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 50 % to Stiles 45 % (Scott 4 % , Theo 1 %).
STYDIA LOST ha ha ha !!!
6 - Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 55 % to Yes (#Stydia rules!) 45 % .
STYDIA LOST.
STYDIA HAS LOST ALL 6 POLLS !!!!! What is that smell ? ah yes, the sweet scent of VICTORY !!
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Hello marrishit or ilovemarrshit or ilovemarrishit or IHaveEarlyStageAlzheimers or whatever,
"asdghDJDAFJSKLDFGSD I choose Marrishit because I had a stroke haha"
I was only joking about you having a stroke but damn, maybe I was onto something. You just rest now.
MARRISH IS LIFE
i like st*lia and m*rrish too. OK, WHO KEEPS CENSORING MY WORDS ?
Like st*lia and m*rrish ........WHO KEEPS DOING THAT ? F♥CK YOU !!
GO F♥CK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY ♥♥♥♥♥, YOU MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ !!!!
I LOVE POTATOES AND STYDIA. Mostly potatoes, because you can do anything with them. And stydia......................oh crap.
I not a badass.I am a bitch with money and power.And I ship Marrish like all the royals.
(I've heard that Cersei and Jaime Lannister ship Stydia, but you can't trust siblings who are THAT close, really)
Mewwww meww mewwwww
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I JUST HAD A BRAIN ANEURYSM .
Never say Stydia.(or never,never endgame)
seriously, Justin Bibah ? Really ?
I love stydia.Stydia is love
(Help !! I've been kidnapped and they're forcing me to type this. HELP !!)
If you choose falling for your teenage stalker, you must be a STYDIOT.
Stydiot: hormiga
MARRISH: bota
pasos de arranque en la hormiga
Stay High. (although I prefer tequila to weed) .Stay with stydia canon (where Lydia's preference is for muscular blonde jocks.....oh, oops. Maybe Stiles could bleach his hair.....)
Dear Rory Cook,
"I am the bitch of the bitches.A stydia bitch.Yup ,fight me,i will win bc I am COOK".
Unless that cook happens to be Steven Seagal, I aint impressed. Look at my name ........now run.
"i love Stydia" LIKE FUCK I DO, Lydia Martin !!!
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Sorry, I lied. I really love MARRISH. (although Skins is awesome too).
I really ship MARRISH.
But I do love Freffy. Freffy is the bestest show ever. Fwa Realsies.
Oh no ! A troll is pretending to be me.
"I AM A STYDIA SHIPPER ALL THE WAY"
Imma gonna need ice for THAT burn.
You're not even trying. Troll harder.
Wolfsbane
Dude, you had me worried there for a second. Good to see fellow Sterek shippers are still in this fandom.
Frank Zhang,
"Stalia and Marrish can co-exist. Plus both are more likely to become canon"
You're right. But neither can co-exist with STYDIA. It and it's shippers are poison to the fandom.
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I'll say it S L O W L Y for you. I'm the REAL Cassie Stilinski. I ship MARRISH. She is the FAKE one, who ships STYDIA. Someone told me she was using my name here. So , I stupidly replied to her.
For all I know, you're just one of her sockpuppets too.
So, FUCK YOU TROLL !!
Hello my doppelganger
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME !!
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And here I am under my new name. Please ignore any Troll using my old one.
Dear SorryNotSorry
"YOU HATE STILES STILINSKI AND YOUR NAME IS CASSIE STILINSKI?HAHA PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A TROLL."
The name's meant to be ironic. Us Marrish shippers are going nowhere. The stydiots are always welcome to leave this fandom at any time. It might actually be a nice place without you.
Also....HELL BITCH ? ! Ooh, I like it.
From now on I shall be known as HELL BITCH.
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Nice try. But I am the original Whatthehellhound. I found out you were pretending to be me here and replied. You're the Stydia shipper who stole MY name !
THE STYDIOTS ARE LOSING ALL THE POLLS HERE. THAT'S WHY YOU ALL STOLE MARRISH SHIPPERS NAMES AND PRETEND TO BE US.
I LOVE MARRISH AND ALWAYS WILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY, SWEETHEART.
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I choose Marrishit because I had a stroke haha
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STYDIA IS LIFE
i like st*lia and m*rrish too.
I LOVE POTATOES AND STYDIA
I not a badass.I am a bitch with money and power.And I ship Stydia like all the royals.
Mewwww meww mewwwww
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I HATE MARRISHIT
I love stydia.Stydia is love.
Never say Marrish.(or never,never endgame)
If you choose Glammour ,you choose Stydia
Marrishit: HORMIGA
STYDIA:PATO PATO PATO
Stay High.Stay with stydia canon.
I am the bitch of the bitches.A stydia bitch.Yup ,fight me,i will win bc I am COOK
i love Stydia
I ship Stydia to bc remaind me as Cassid. Cassie loves Sid.Stiles loves Lydia.Sid finally loves Cassie.Lydia finally loves Stiles
I ship Stydia too
and Freffy.
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Stalia and Marrish can co-exist. Plus both are more likely to become canon.
"Cassie Stilinski- 4 days ago
if you ship MARRSHIT or you are a STALIDIOT FROM SATAN,YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE PARRISH WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH!"
HAHA I FOUND THE ORIGINAL CASSIE STILINSKI ,THE OTHER ONE WAS FAKE A FUCKING TROLL.
THIS POLL HAS A LOT OF TROLLS IT IS A SHIT , I HATE TROLLS
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FUCK YOU TROLLS!!
Dear bitch,I mean "Cassie Stilinski"
Cassie Stilinski- 2 days ago
"if you ship STYDIOT or you are a STALIDIOT FROM SATAN,YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE STILES WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH!"
YOU HATE STILES STILINSKI AND YOUR NAME IS CASSIE STILINSKI?HAHA PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A TROLL.
YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE AND ANOTHER HATER WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH.
Dear bitch,I mean "Cassie Stilinski"
Cassie Stilinski- 2 days ago
"if you ship STYDIOT or you are a STALIDIOT FROM SATAN,YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE STILES WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH!"
YOU HATE STILES STILINSKI AND YOUR NAME IS CASSIE STILINSKI?HAHA PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A TROLL.
YOU ARE TOXIC TO ME , TO TEEN WOLF, TO THE CAST , TO MTV , TO THE FANDOM , TO YOUR COUNTRY, TO YOUR CONTINENT,TO YOUR PLANET , TO THE GALAXY AND TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE , SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE AND ANOTHER HATER WITH YOU,GO HELL BITCH.
To every troll here
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Really i am the fucking original just check the first comment of this name and you know that it is a stydia comment .Marrish shipper stole my name,you are fucking insane man ,just buy a life,pretty sure you had a stroke .Just use your real name and leave me alone. You call the stydia shippers idiots when you are the idiot here.You stole the name of Cassie Stilinski and Ilovemarrishit too.JUST CHECK THE FIRST COMMENT OF THESE NAMES AND ARE ALL STYDIA COMMENTS A MARRISH SHIPPER STOLE THESE NAMES.THIS IS A POLL ,A SHIP WAR ,A FREEDOM BE YOURSELF.RETARDED.
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And the fake WhatTheHellHound just posted again. Stop it. I'm a Marrish shipper and always have been.
God, Parrish is so hot ! I want him to put those big, strong arms around me......preferably when he ISN'T on fire. I'd let him tear my shirt off in one of his hallucinations any day of the week.
So, fake WhatTheHellHound . . . . . . . . . . . .
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I am so done.A marrishit shipper use my name to say something marrishit.Idiot ,you are a fucking retarded be fucking original.I am an stydia shipper not a marrishit shipper.If you don't belive me take a look to the first comment I post ,it is anti-marrishit.FUCK OFF!
FUCK YOU !!!
#SetThePuppyOnFire and #SexOffendersRegistryForParrish.
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Oh hell no !! I'm the Queen goddamn Bitch of the fandom.
#SetTheDeputyOnFire and #ParrishInAWoodchipper.
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Which of these should we trend ? #KillParrish or #ParrishMustDie ? So many decisions when you're a Total Bitch.
Oh Lord, please tell me it's over now.
I'm an eye. I don't know what happened to the other eye. Or nose. Or mouth.
And my real name is :O. Kinda hard to pronounce, I know.
My real name is ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank fuck. I didn't want to argue with marrishits like Marrish5ever and Kate Byrne while I'm sober.
I have bourbon.
Crap. I've run out of tequila.
I am actually secretly in love with antimarrish.............shhh, don't tell anyone.
WILL THE STYDIOTS STOP USING BOTS TO CHANGE THIS POLL ? !!!
_____________thanks, guys.
I am but a leaf on the ocean.....
I just wanna be your friend.
I just come up with stupid sockpuppet names.
why can't we all bre frioends ? i love you all !!
wath the fuck are you loooking ta ?! ill'l glass you, bitch !
I can't believe we had over 450 comments here. We are now officially the second most commented Hollywood Life poll here. Only beaten out by a poll on Justin Bieber and One Direction. C'mon, we can beat 712 comments !!
Dude, stop hating on the hellpuppy.
PARRISH IS SUCH A PEDO-PUPPY. HE JUST MASTERBATES TO LYDIA IN THE SHOWER. HE'S SO GROSS. AND SO PRETTY. AND REALLY HOT. AND NAKED . . . . . . . . . . ummmm, where was I ?
are we still tmrying to trend #wewantmarrish or #marrishiscanonin2016 or #wewantparrishnakedandcoveredinhonye ? soxmeone pass me the tequila !!
I am an emoticon. Apparently a really happy one.
STOP VOTING AGAINST STYDIA ! YOU'RE ALL BIG MEANIES!!!!!!!!
I need a hobby.
I am really, really bored.
This comment section is fucked.
STYDIA WILL HAPPEN AND IF THEY DONT JEFF DAVIS WILL DIE AT MY HANDS!!!
I HAVE BEEN SHIPPING STYDIA SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE IN SEASON ONE!!!!!!!!!!
STYDIA NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
PLEASE JEFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........
.........perhaps I DO need to return to therapy.
Sterek won't happen. Neither Stiles or Derek are gay. I can tell just by looking at them.
STEREK IS STILL GOING TO HAPPEN. BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SIGNALED BY THE NARRATIVE. AND JEFF DAVIS IS A GIFT.
and I probably shouldn't write meta when I'm on acid .............holy shit ! I can taste colours !!!!!
NO !!!!!!!!!
Maybe we should start singing again ?