Honey, this IS my hobby. So, do you need me to hold back your hair when you throw up ?
I'm the actually REAL antimarrish. Find me at anti-marrish.tumblr.com.
antimarrish (real one) - 11 years ago
@ bitch who's pretending to be me- I have no idea what went wrong in your life that made you reach this level of desperation, but you clearly need to get a hobby.
I fucking love stydia and marrish makes me want to throw the fuck up. End of story.
"Oi, you know that Teen Wolf Poll you were talking about? The one on Hollywood Life that M@rrish is apparently winning? Well, it turns out you can vote on it multiple times. Like, I've voted for Stydia, what, 10 times in a row and it got up of %0,2 Votes. It's rigged, that's how M@rrish managed to get to 55%."
from that antimarrish hate blog.
You can actually vote more often than that. And that's why the NO vote is now over 60 %. Keep up, stupid.
antimarrish - 11 years ago
I've changed my mind ! Stydia sux !! And Marrish is totally endgame. Thanks for putting up with my 12 year old ass.
VOTE MARRISH !!!!
antimarrish - 11 years ago
marrish is awful and triggering and you are all a big pack of meanies. I hate you all. stop voting against stydia !! Yáll are butts !!
I am NOT 12 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
athenadark - 11 years ago
I am not a troll.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am also a liar.
STYDIA SUCKS - 11 years ago
"Anonymous yelled:
"Lydia's in eichen...." Like just casual and in a whole litany of other stupid crap STILES MALIA NOT TALKING TO YOU IS NOT IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS LYDIA IN EICHEN SKSJDBDJBD "
"I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE THE WRITERS PURPOSEFULLY SANDWICHED IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SENTENCE. LIKE IT WASN’T EVEN IN THE BEGINNING OR THE END. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY TO MAKE IT A BOOKEND. IT WAS JUST PURPOSEFULLY PLOPPED IN THE MIDDLE??? WITH NO EMPHASIS???
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS??? WHY DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE YOUR CHARACTERS IC?"
Or, Stiles doesn't give a crap about Lydia anymore.
liliaeth - 11 years ago
If you hate Scott McCall, I will toss kittens at you.
runicscribbles - 11 years ago
If you ship Sterek or Steter , I hope you get eaten by a really angry Chihuahua. If you like Stiles, I hope you get peed on by a very angry Chihuahua.
aceavengers - 11 years ago
How can anyone vote for Marrish ? It's icky and gross and anyone who ships it should be eaten by zebras.
colethewolf - 11 years ago
Come on Sterek shippers, vote NO to Stydia.
tylerposet - 11 years ago
otherbully1,
Honey, go back to your little staliot world. Here I am in Turkey and I still have to put up with your crap......
otherbully1 - 11 years ago
athenadark,
How about you fuck off.
athenadark - 11 years ago
Keep voting no!
MaliaIsQueen - 11 years ago
" Scott: We need help. If Theo's got his own pack now. Then we need ours. We have to get the others back.
Stiles: The others? You mean Kira who's currently battling a homicidal fox spirit inside of her, Malia who isn't even speaking to either one of us, Lydia who's stuck in Eichen house,and Liam who almost killed you?"
Yeah, Stiles knew Lydia was in Eichen and seems to be "meah" about that. SO MUCH LOVE !!
I'm sure Stiles and Malia will be back together by the end of 5B. So many deluded stydia shippers around here.
Anonymous2 - 11 years ago
Found this comment,
"The reason you didn't see any follow-up to Jordan's hellpuppy fury at Eichen House? That hasn't actually happened yet. Those scenes with Lydia and Valack were all flash-forwards! (Thought it was obvious seeing as that was the first scene in 5x11 and then when the show got back to the present, Lydia wasn't even in Eichen House yet...and then the final scene IMMEDIATELY followed the first one--with Lydia having the hole in her head.) Jeff said that the show catches up to itself in 5x15 and 5x15 and 5x16 is a two-episode "getting Lydia out of Eichen House" arc!"
Some people seem to be confused by the flashforwards. I don't blame them. How To Get Away With Murder did it better.
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
I love the photo recaps by prettiestcaptain. They're hilarious. And an accurate portrayal of the show. Pretty much just product placements and a prop department run by morons. That's Teen Wolf.
VOTE MARRISH . (That's a NO vote).
stydiot - 11 years ago
Well, that escalated quickly.
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) - 11 years ago
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try
That was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a dream, dream
It's optional - 11 years ago
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
theakflash - 11 years ago
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this, the hint of the century
Consider this, the slip
That brought me to my knees, failed
What if all these fantasies come
Flailing around
Now I've said too much
janice don't change my comment darling - 11 years ago
Well, I am.
Oh life, it's bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
Me lembra - 11 years ago
I'm not drunk enough for this.
Audrey - 11 years ago
oh fuck it, let's all sing.......
Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.
Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.
You been running all over the town now.
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
One of these early mornings, oh, you gonna be wiping your weeping eyes.
I bought you a brand new mustang 'bout nineteen sixty five
Now you come around signifying a woman, you don't wanna let me ride.
Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.
You been running all over the town now.
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
Jessica - 11 years ago
And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
stydia is ENDGAME - 11 years ago
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
Mia White - 11 years ago
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
Cloe - 11 years ago
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
Anonymous - 11 years ago
We Can Haz Singing ?
Bought me a box of french cigars
Bought me a black beret
Get my french from a girl next door
Teaching me night and day
Got me thinking 'bout the south of France
Vis-a-vis vous
Pack my suitcase, take a chance
Got nothing to lose
Gimme the sound of the rolling dice
Gimme a whiskey, don't think twice
Deal me the card that takes my blues away
Take me away to Marseilles
Fast train, jet plane, money to burn
Don't ask no reasons why
Drinkin' champagne, playin' cool
Don't even have to try
Gimme the sound of the rolling dice
Gimme a whiskey, don't think twice
Deal me the card that takes my blues away
Take me away to Marseilles
maya - 11 years ago
And I get all your good advice
It doesn’t stop me from going through these things twice
I see the knives out, I turn my back
I hear the train coming, I stay right on that track
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
I melted wax to fix my wings
I’ve done all the dumb things
I threw my hat into the ring
I’ve done all the dumb things
I thought that I just had to sing
I’ve done all the dumb things
yinloveyang - 11 years ago
Caught the fever, heard the tune
Thought I loved her, hung my heart on the moon
Started howling, made no sense
Thought my friends would rush to my defence
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
Stydia - 11 years ago
Welcome, strangers, to the show
I’m the one who should be lying low
Saw the knives out, turned my back
Heard the train coming, stayed out on the track
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
lizbeth - 11 years ago
Thank god. The troll is gone. Only real people left on this comment section.
And if you believed that, I have a bridge I want to sell .
al3xtoole - 11 years ago
hellooooo. uis nayoone stilul phere u? i hate beivng a wallflodwer at my own partmy. come on, tavlk to me.
helloooooowooo !!!!
fuck. need more alohclo.
stydiot - 11 years ago
I am actually a troll. I'm just having a conversation with myself. Ignore.
al3xtoole - 11 years ago
that's right. xi am scwum. wapit, am i the real ald3xtoole or the sockpuppet ? i'm too drunk to remember.
moer bourbon o!
stydiot - 11 years ago
Stydia is endgame. Jeff Davis promised us, just like he did with Sterek.........oh goddamnit !
stydiot - 11 years ago
Also, whoever took al3xtoole's name, and is using it to be rude, just know your are scum. :)
stydiot - 11 years ago
okay, but I mean, Stydia is obviously endgame. Just because 60% of these votes say no isn't going to change a thing. It's been in the works since season 1 I think. Stydia endgame, and nothing is going to change that lol.
al3xtoole - 11 years ago
i'm drunk now, in fcta. parrish is so hoty, i wanna lick him all overs. vote marrish ! who dranfk all the bweer p?
al3xtoole - 11 years ago
Come vote against stydia. Ignore anything I wrote on my blog. I was obviously drunk.
Elana - 11 years ago
How about some Shakespeare ?
SONNET 26
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
To thee I send this written ambassage,
To witness duty, not to show my wit.
Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
But that I hope some good conceit of thine
In thy soul's thought, all naked, will bestow it:
Till whatsoever star that guides my moving,
Points on me graciously with fair aspect,
And puts apparel on my tattered loving,
To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:
Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee,
Till then not show my head where thou may'st prove me.
Marissa - 11 years ago
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
anette - 11 years ago
more singing or more drinking ? I can do both.
Liv - 11 years ago
I say we keep voting until Marrish is over 80 % . Come on, the stydiots are way too smug.
Rarara - 11 years ago
We need to send a petition to Jeff Davis, on getting the Hales back. Yep, this show is doomed without Derek and Peter. Look at the latest ratings.
If the show was anywhere but MTV, it would have been cancelled.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
60 % NO !!!!!!!!!!!! MARRISH WINS AGAIN !
We are the champions, my friends,
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
NO TIME FOR LOSERS
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna
Play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
(sigh) Need more beer. ಠ⌣ಠ
tylerposey - 11 years ago
200 COMMENTS !!!
Boney Maroney's gonna be with Jim
I said long tall Sally gonna be with Slim
Short fat Fanny's gonna be there too
And this is what I'm gonna do
I've got to put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right
Wow - 11 years ago
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna
Play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
:) - 11 years ago
Boney Maroney's gonna be with Jim
I said long tall Sally gonna be with Slim
Short fat Fanny's gonna be there too
And this is what I'm gonna do
I've got to put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right
Dylan O'Brien - 11 years ago
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
Onuchi - 11 years ago
Mary Mary you're on my mind
Folks are gone and the place will be mine
Mary Mary wanna be with you
And this is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right
Allison Argent - 11 years ago
This is getting as boring as tylerposet poll. Let's all sing !!
Everybody shake
Everybody move
Everybody shake
WatchTheRatingsDive - 11 years ago
The latest episode was 0.93 in the ratings. I think that's the lowest ratings they've ever had. wow.
STYDIA SUCKS - 11 years ago
60 % NO.
suck it, losers.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
"So now, they (Stiles) are only taking Lydia out of Eichen house because they need the pack back not because She is their fucking friend and she is being kinda tortured and abused!!! (from lockwoodforbes)
P.S. Jeff Davis, I am such a Stydia trash but you’re fucking ruining everything!!"
"stydias: STILES IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT LYDIA HE'LL LOSE HIS SHIT BC HE STILL LOVES HER L O V E LIKE LOVE LO VE THEY'RE IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE PARRISH ONLY CARES FOR LYDIA'S BODY, HE'S A PERV!!!! PERV p E R v !!!!! how can ANYone ship marrish whe STILES IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT LYDIA?!w!!w!ww!!w!w?!
stiles: yeah lydia is in eichen *doesn't care enough*
parrish: I'M LOOSING MY SHIT RIGHT HERE WE NEED TO GET LYDIA RN STOP EEVERYTHING LYDIA WE NEED TO GET LYDIA I'LL LITERALLY BREAK WALLS TO GET HER TO SAFETY I THINK I'M CRYING
stydia: oh (from killienjones)
"If Marrish happens the viewers will drop faster than you can say anticlimactic season 3 "(from riarkleandstydia)
ACTUALLY,RATINGS DROPPED AFTER 3B (their highest rating season).
THE STYDIOTS ARE THICK ON THE GROUND TONIGHT.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Hiya al3xtoole,
Too tired to deal with all the points but.....
"1. youre so right. you know what doesn’t lie? trailers. and the scene we got from the promo after last weeks episode, both clearly showing stiles in eichen with lydia…saving her."
DUDE, STILES KNEW SHE WAS IN EICHEN BUT DID NOTHING. DECIDED TO GO MONSTER HUNTING WITH SCOTT INSTEAD.
"5. wait…so are you seriously telling me you think that two people that just met and got coffee ONE time would have a deeper connection or know each other better than two people who time and time again have escaped death together and saved each others lives multiple times?"
I HAVE A GREAT MALE FRIEND I HAVE SO MANY CONNECTIONS WITH. BUT THERE IS ZERO SEXUAL ATTRACTION THERE. IT AINT EVERYTHING BUT IT IS AN IMPORTANT FACET FOR MOST. JORDAN AND LYDIA ARE BECOMING FRIENDS, AND ARE ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER.
"I’m done here but thank you, dear, for the shout out and promo on the poll it’s greatly appreciated(:"
Yes, we should collaborate more often.
"MAMA IVE MADE IT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK TUMBLR AND THIS WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL STYDIA COMMUNITY FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN AND ALSO THIS WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MARRISH (marrish5ever) SHIPPER WHO THOUGHT MY POST WAS THREATENING AND RELEVANT ENOUGH TO POST ON THE WAR ZONE WE CALL THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE POLL THANK YOU, THANK YOU EVERYONE *whips tear* *whispers* thank you"
*whispers* you're welcome. Now, back to trolling.
HARBINGERS OF DEATH - 11 years ago
Keep voting against stydia. It makes the stydiots cry. And that makes me happy.
MarrishOTP - 11 years ago
A post from al3xtoole,
"honestly can’t decide if I’m
more excited to see stiles reaction when
1) he first finds out Lydia is in Eichen "
You mean when Stiles and Scott talked about reforming Scott's pack, and casually mentioned Lydia being in Eichen ? Stiles pretty much said "Meh, so what?". Yeah, I can see the love right there.
MarrishOTP - 11 years ago
From al3xtoole,
"I actually find it hilarious how Stalia and Marrish shippers call Stydia shippers “immature” but…that’s coming from the people that created #Stydiots
that’s literally what fifth grade bullies do on social media to their unfortunate victims."
YOU TAKE THAT BACK ! (sticks tongue out. stamps foot. walks away in a huff)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
(ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง
Ｏ( ｀_´)乂(｀_´ )Ｏ Ｏ( ｀_´)乂(｀_´ )Ｏ
||☆FIGHT☆||´Д`*)9
Dylan O'brien - 11 years ago
"I don't know what is truth,but I can tell you how to find it!" (Rousseau)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
twat
Dylan O'brien - 11 years ago
"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves. " (Rousseau)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
You looking for a fight ?
Dylan O'brien - 11 years ago
"Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken." (Rousseau)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
wut
Dylan O'brien - 11 years ago
" I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different " (Rousseau)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
Dear Stydia fandom, for all the weeks of "pweshus stiles saving his darling lydia".........
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Blow it Out Your Yin Yang - 11 years ago
I'm not drunk enough for this comment section. ಠ_ಠ
Yin and Yang Sitting In A Tree - 11 years ago
This is a stupid comment section. (~_^)
janice please change my comment sweetheart - 11 years ago
Feel free everyone to change this comment.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's compulsory - 11 years ago
...................
(>ლ)
UpTheYinYang - 11 years ago
i love you all. i don't cakre that yuo ship stydiad, kand therefore not the brightest spark, i love every one of you. this comment sectnio needs more love....and beer. a shit load of beer.
JordanLovesLydia - 11 years ago
I love that after watching the latest episode, the stydia stans are outraged that Stiles (and Scott) don't seem to give a fuck that Lydia is in Eichen. Ahem, a certain hellhound DOES care and is going to burn down walls to get her out.
I'm guessing from promos, that Gerard is the one who shows Parrish how to get in touch with his inner hellhound. Because we hadn't seen the fangs and claws before. And that wall mosaic showed that Parrish's Alpha form is even more formidable. Can't wait.
Back to laughing at poor unfortunate stydiots. They should know by now that Jeff Davis is not to be trusted. So much for Stiles rushing in to save his "beloved".
MarrishIsEndgame - 11 years ago
The response that Stiles had to Lydia being in Eiche House.....meh. That was hilarious. It must be true love ! That's why Parrish is on his own when he rescues her later. Stiles couldn't be assed to......ha ha ha.
UNITED AGAINST STYDIA - 11 years ago
Thanks for all the help in voting against stydia in all the polls. In these dark times, Marrish and Sterek must stand against the tyranny of stydia. A special thanks for those Stalia stans who came over to help, if only to piss off the stydiots. Which we can all understand. Stand firm, my friends.
HELLHOUNDS RULE OK - 11 years ago
Stop with the marrish hate. You're not going to win. Parrish is about to rescue Lydia, and the chimera pack are toast.....literally. There's so much more chemistry between Lydia and Jordan.
Stydia is dead. You know it but just won't admit it. Jeff Davis has been baiting you all along. You'll see.
NotATotalPsycho - 11 years ago
Stydia ? Stalia ? Please, bitches. There's only one true ship . And that's STETER. Peter and Stiles. What could be better ? Come on over to the dark side, we're very friendly over here. Maybe too friendly, but when you look this good.......
Come on over to Steter, or Double Your Sass.
MaliaIsQueen - 11 years ago
y are you all so mean ? Malia and Stiles did NOT break up. Stop lying.
the fake yinloveyang/youtube (not the real one) - 11 years ago
"Friendships with connection, teamwork and chemistry in TW all the way!!!!" I assume you mean Marrish, because they definitely had all this in 5A. All those flirty looks. Parrish protective of Lydia but also teaching her to fight, and not pulling his punches. Lydia holding his hand when he locked himself in a cell, so he wouldn't hurt anyone. Both of them (banshee and hellhound) are death harbingers.
They're perfect together.
Now back to voting stydia off the planet.
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) - 11 years ago
Seriously, you all are so immature. There's nothing wrong with loving Stiles and Lydia as there's nothing wrong with loving them in every possible way cause I'm sure they would be great even as romance but if they are not... it will be fine cause they are just as awesome as endgame in every possible way.
Friendships with connection, teamwork and chemistry in TW all the way!!!!
MarrishIsEndgame - 11 years ago
Don't worry. We haven't gone anywhere. Too busy voting.
:) - 11 years ago
do you think there'll be a flash forward showing the marrish wedding ?
Allison Argent - 11 years ago
#killcommentsections
Onuchi - 11 years ago
Parrish ain't gong anywhere. We've already seen the mosaic. The Hellhound battles La Bete in the finale. And the good guy always wins.
Dylan O'Brien - 11 years ago
#killstydia
tylerposey - 11 years ago
I think Stydia is a bizarre, weird,twisted thing. And I think that anyone who pays more attention to Stydia than the show isn't watching the show for the right reasons.
Wow - 11 years ago
y'all so basic
Rarara - 11 years ago
Who's the loser now, stydiots ? !!
Liv - 11 years ago
Why do you think you can defeat Marrish ? We rule the fandom now . Why don't you join the Sterek stans on that trash heap ?
anette - 11 years ago
Marrish is endgame !!
Marissa - 11 years ago
#killkira
Elana - 11 years ago
wow. I thought tylerposet polls were wanky, but this.........
To the "real" antimarrish,
Honey, this IS my hobby. So, do you need me to hold back your hair when you throw up ?
I'm the actually REAL antimarrish. Find me at anti-marrish.tumblr.com.
@ bitch who's pretending to be me- I have no idea what went wrong in your life that made you reach this level of desperation, but you clearly need to get a hobby.
I fucking love stydia and marrish makes me want to throw the fuck up. End of story.
Proof
http://antimarrish.tumblr.com/post/137426735178/jesus-fucking-christ-any-respect-i-had-for-marrish
"Oi, you know that Teen Wolf Poll you were talking about? The one on Hollywood Life that M@rrish is apparently winning? Well, it turns out you can vote on it multiple times. Like, I've voted for Stydia, what, 10 times in a row and it got up of %0,2 Votes. It's rigged, that's how M@rrish managed to get to 55%."
from that antimarrish hate blog.
You can actually vote more often than that. And that's why the NO vote is now over 60 %. Keep up, stupid.
I've changed my mind ! Stydia sux !! And Marrish is totally endgame. Thanks for putting up with my 12 year old ass.
VOTE MARRISH !!!!
marrish is awful and triggering and you are all a big pack of meanies. I hate you all. stop voting against stydia !! Yáll are butts !!
I am NOT 12 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not a troll.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am also a liar.
"Anonymous yelled:
"Lydia's in eichen...." Like just casual and in a whole litany of other stupid crap STILES MALIA NOT TALKING TO YOU IS NOT IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS LYDIA IN EICHEN SKSJDBDJBD "
"I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE THE WRITERS PURPOSEFULLY SANDWICHED IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SENTENCE. LIKE IT WASN’T EVEN IN THE BEGINNING OR THE END. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY TO MAKE IT A BOOKEND. IT WAS JUST PURPOSEFULLY PLOPPED IN THE MIDDLE??? WITH NO EMPHASIS???
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS??? WHY DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE YOUR CHARACTERS IC?"
Or, Stiles doesn't give a crap about Lydia anymore.
If you hate Scott McCall, I will toss kittens at you.
If you ship Sterek or Steter , I hope you get eaten by a really angry Chihuahua. If you like Stiles, I hope you get peed on by a very angry Chihuahua.
How can anyone vote for Marrish ? It's icky and gross and anyone who ships it should be eaten by zebras.
Come on Sterek shippers, vote NO to Stydia.
otherbully1,
Honey, go back to your little staliot world. Here I am in Turkey and I still have to put up with your crap......
athenadark,
How about you fuck off.
Keep voting no!
" Scott: We need help. If Theo's got his own pack now. Then we need ours. We have to get the others back.
Stiles: The others? You mean Kira who's currently battling a homicidal fox spirit inside of her, Malia who isn't even speaking to either one of us, Lydia who's stuck in Eichen house,and Liam who almost killed you?"
Yeah, Stiles knew Lydia was in Eichen and seems to be "meah" about that. SO MUCH LOVE !!
I'm sure Stiles and Malia will be back together by the end of 5B. So many deluded stydia shippers around here.
Found this comment,
"The reason you didn't see any follow-up to Jordan's hellpuppy fury at Eichen House? That hasn't actually happened yet. Those scenes with Lydia and Valack were all flash-forwards! (Thought it was obvious seeing as that was the first scene in 5x11 and then when the show got back to the present, Lydia wasn't even in Eichen House yet...and then the final scene IMMEDIATELY followed the first one--with Lydia having the hole in her head.) Jeff said that the show catches up to itself in 5x15 and 5x15 and 5x16 is a two-episode "getting Lydia out of Eichen House" arc!"
Some people seem to be confused by the flashforwards. I don't blame them. How To Get Away With Murder did it better.
I love the photo recaps by prettiestcaptain. They're hilarious. And an accurate portrayal of the show. Pretty much just product placements and a prop department run by morons. That's Teen Wolf.
VOTE MARRISH . (That's a NO vote).
Well, that escalated quickly.
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try
That was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a dream, dream
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this, the hint of the century
Consider this, the slip
That brought me to my knees, failed
What if all these fantasies come
Flailing around
Now I've said too much
Well, I am.
Oh life, it's bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I'm not drunk enough for this.
oh fuck it, let's all sing.......
Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.
Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.
You been running all over the town now.
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
One of these early mornings, oh, you gonna be wiping your weeping eyes.
I bought you a brand new mustang 'bout nineteen sixty five
Now you come around signifying a woman, you don't wanna let me ride.
Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down.
You been running all over the town now.
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
We Can Haz Singing ?
Bought me a box of french cigars
Bought me a black beret
Get my french from a girl next door
Teaching me night and day
Got me thinking 'bout the south of France
Vis-a-vis vous
Pack my suitcase, take a chance
Got nothing to lose
Gimme the sound of the rolling dice
Gimme a whiskey, don't think twice
Deal me the card that takes my blues away
Take me away to Marseilles
Fast train, jet plane, money to burn
Don't ask no reasons why
Drinkin' champagne, playin' cool
Don't even have to try
Gimme the sound of the rolling dice
Gimme a whiskey, don't think twice
Deal me the card that takes my blues away
Take me away to Marseilles
And I get all your good advice
It doesn’t stop me from going through these things twice
I see the knives out, I turn my back
I hear the train coming, I stay right on that track
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
I melted wax to fix my wings
I’ve done all the dumb things
I threw my hat into the ring
I’ve done all the dumb things
I thought that I just had to sing
I’ve done all the dumb things
Caught the fever, heard the tune
Thought I loved her, hung my heart on the moon
Started howling, made no sense
Thought my friends would rush to my defence
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
Welcome, strangers, to the show
I’m the one who should be lying low
Saw the knives out, turned my back
Heard the train coming, stayed out on the track
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things
Thank god. The troll is gone. Only real people left on this comment section.
And if you believed that, I have a bridge I want to sell .
hellooooo. uis nayoone stilul phere u? i hate beivng a wallflodwer at my own partmy. come on, tavlk to me.
helloooooowooo !!!!
fuck. need more alohclo.
I am actually a troll. I'm just having a conversation with myself. Ignore.
that's right. xi am scwum. wapit, am i the real ald3xtoole or the sockpuppet ? i'm too drunk to remember.
moer bourbon o!
Stydia is endgame. Jeff Davis promised us, just like he did with Sterek.........oh goddamnit !
Also, whoever took al3xtoole's name, and is using it to be rude, just know your are scum. :)
okay, but I mean, Stydia is obviously endgame. Just because 60% of these votes say no isn't going to change a thing. It's been in the works since season 1 I think. Stydia endgame, and nothing is going to change that lol.
i'm drunk now, in fcta. parrish is so hoty, i wanna lick him all overs. vote marrish ! who dranfk all the bweer p?
Come vote against stydia. Ignore anything I wrote on my blog. I was obviously drunk.
How about some Shakespeare ?
SONNET 26
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
To thee I send this written ambassage,
To witness duty, not to show my wit.
Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
But that I hope some good conceit of thine
In thy soul's thought, all naked, will bestow it:
Till whatsoever star that guides my moving,
Points on me graciously with fair aspect,
And puts apparel on my tattered loving,
To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:
Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee,
Till then not show my head where thou may'st prove me.
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
more singing or more drinking ? I can do both.
I say we keep voting until Marrish is over 80 % . Come on, the stydiots are way too smug.
We need to send a petition to Jeff Davis, on getting the Hales back. Yep, this show is doomed without Derek and Peter. Look at the latest ratings.
If the show was anywhere but MTV, it would have been cancelled.
60 % NO !!!!!!!!!!!! MARRISH WINS AGAIN !
We are the champions, my friends,
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
NO TIME FOR LOSERS
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna
Play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
(sigh) Need more beer. ಠ⌣ಠ
200 COMMENTS !!!
Boney Maroney's gonna be with Jim
I said long tall Sally gonna be with Slim
Short fat Fanny's gonna be there too
And this is what I'm gonna do
I've got to put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna
Play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
Boney Maroney's gonna be with Jim
I said long tall Sally gonna be with Slim
Short fat Fanny's gonna be there too
And this is what I'm gonna do
I've got to put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna play all night
Come on baby it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
Mary Mary you're on my mind
Folks are gone and the place will be mine
Mary Mary wanna be with you
And this is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna put a call to you
'Cos I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right right right
This is getting as boring as tylerposet poll. Let's all sing !!
Everybody shake
Everybody move
Everybody shake
The latest episode was 0.93 in the ratings. I think that's the lowest ratings they've ever had. wow.
60 % NO.
suck it, losers.
"So now, they (Stiles) are only taking Lydia out of Eichen house because they need the pack back not because She is their fucking friend and she is being kinda tortured and abused!!! (from lockwoodforbes)
P.S. Jeff Davis, I am such a Stydia trash but you’re fucking ruining everything!!"
"stydias: STILES IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT LYDIA HE'LL LOSE HIS SHIT BC HE STILL LOVES HER L O V E LIKE LOVE LO VE THEY'RE IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE PARRISH ONLY CARES FOR LYDIA'S BODY, HE'S A PERV!!!! PERV p E R v !!!!! how can ANYone ship marrish whe STILES IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT LYDIA?!w!!w!ww!!w!w?!
stiles: yeah lydia is in eichen *doesn't care enough*
parrish: I'M LOOSING MY SHIT RIGHT HERE WE NEED TO GET LYDIA RN STOP EEVERYTHING LYDIA WE NEED TO GET LYDIA I'LL LITERALLY BREAK WALLS TO GET HER TO SAFETY I THINK I'M CRYING
stydia: oh (from killienjones)
"If Marrish happens the viewers will drop faster than you can say anticlimactic season 3 "(from riarkleandstydia)
ACTUALLY,RATINGS DROPPED AFTER 3B (their highest rating season).
THE STYDIOTS ARE THICK ON THE GROUND TONIGHT.
Hiya al3xtoole,
Too tired to deal with all the points but.....
"1. youre so right. you know what doesn’t lie? trailers. and the scene we got from the promo after last weeks episode, both clearly showing stiles in eichen with lydia…saving her."
DUDE, STILES KNEW SHE WAS IN EICHEN BUT DID NOTHING. DECIDED TO GO MONSTER HUNTING WITH SCOTT INSTEAD.
"5. wait…so are you seriously telling me you think that two people that just met and got coffee ONE time would have a deeper connection or know each other better than two people who time and time again have escaped death together and saved each others lives multiple times?"
I HAVE A GREAT MALE FRIEND I HAVE SO MANY CONNECTIONS WITH. BUT THERE IS ZERO SEXUAL ATTRACTION THERE. IT AINT EVERYTHING BUT IT IS AN IMPORTANT FACET FOR MOST. JORDAN AND LYDIA ARE BECOMING FRIENDS, AND ARE ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER.
"I’m done here but thank you, dear, for the shout out and promo on the poll it’s greatly appreciated(:"
Yes, we should collaborate more often.
"MAMA IVE MADE IT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK TUMBLR AND THIS WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL STYDIA COMMUNITY FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN AND ALSO THIS WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MARRISH (marrish5ever) SHIPPER WHO THOUGHT MY POST WAS THREATENING AND RELEVANT ENOUGH TO POST ON THE WAR ZONE WE CALL THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE POLL THANK YOU, THANK YOU EVERYONE *whips tear* *whispers* thank you"
*whispers* you're welcome. Now, back to trolling.
Keep voting against stydia. It makes the stydiots cry. And that makes me happy.
A post from al3xtoole,
"honestly can’t decide if I’m
more excited to see stiles reaction when
1) he first finds out Lydia is in Eichen "
You mean when Stiles and Scott talked about reforming Scott's pack, and casually mentioned Lydia being in Eichen ? Stiles pretty much said "Meh, so what?". Yeah, I can see the love right there.
From al3xtoole,
"I actually find it hilarious how Stalia and Marrish shippers call Stydia shippers “immature” but…that’s coming from the people that created #Stydiots
that’s literally what fifth grade bullies do on social media to their unfortunate victims."
YOU TAKE THAT BACK ! (sticks tongue out. stamps foot. walks away in a huff)
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Ｏ( ｀_´)乂(｀_´ )Ｏ Ｏ( ｀_´)乂(｀_´ )Ｏ
||☆FIGHT☆||´Д`*)9
"I don't know what is truth,but I can tell you how to find it!" (Rousseau)
twat
"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves. " (Rousseau)
You looking for a fight ?
"Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken." (Rousseau)
wut
" I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different " (Rousseau)
Dear Stydia fandom, for all the weeks of "pweshus stiles saving his darling lydia".........
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NEVER SEND A BOY TO DO A HELLHOUNDS WORK !!
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I'm not drunk enough for this comment section. ಠ_ಠ
This is a stupid comment section. (~_^)
Feel free everyone to change this comment.
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i love you all. i don't cakre that yuo ship stydiad, kand therefore not the brightest spark, i love every one of you. this comment sectnio needs more love....and beer. a shit load of beer.
I love that after watching the latest episode, the stydia stans are outraged that Stiles (and Scott) don't seem to give a fuck that Lydia is in Eichen. Ahem, a certain hellhound DOES care and is going to burn down walls to get her out.
I'm guessing from promos, that Gerard is the one who shows Parrish how to get in touch with his inner hellhound. Because we hadn't seen the fangs and claws before. And that wall mosaic showed that Parrish's Alpha form is even more formidable. Can't wait.
Back to laughing at poor unfortunate stydiots. They should know by now that Jeff Davis is not to be trusted. So much for Stiles rushing in to save his "beloved".
The response that Stiles had to Lydia being in Eiche House.....meh. That was hilarious. It must be true love ! That's why Parrish is on his own when he rescues her later. Stiles couldn't be assed to......ha ha ha.
Thanks for all the help in voting against stydia in all the polls. In these dark times, Marrish and Sterek must stand against the tyranny of stydia. A special thanks for those Stalia stans who came over to help, if only to piss off the stydiots. Which we can all understand. Stand firm, my friends.
Stop with the marrish hate. You're not going to win. Parrish is about to rescue Lydia, and the chimera pack are toast.....literally. There's so much more chemistry between Lydia and Jordan.
Stydia is dead. You know it but just won't admit it. Jeff Davis has been baiting you all along. You'll see.
Stydia ? Stalia ? Please, bitches. There's only one true ship . And that's STETER. Peter and Stiles. What could be better ? Come on over to the dark side, we're very friendly over here. Maybe too friendly, but when you look this good.......
Come on over to Steter, or Double Your Sass.
y are you all so mean ? Malia and Stiles did NOT break up. Stop lying.
"Friendships with connection, teamwork and chemistry in TW all the way!!!!" I assume you mean Marrish, because they definitely had all this in 5A. All those flirty looks. Parrish protective of Lydia but also teaching her to fight, and not pulling his punches. Lydia holding his hand when he locked himself in a cell, so he wouldn't hurt anyone. Both of them (banshee and hellhound) are death harbingers.
They're perfect together.
Now back to voting stydia off the planet.
Seriously, you all are so immature. There's nothing wrong with loving Stiles and Lydia as there's nothing wrong with loving them in every possible way cause I'm sure they would be great even as romance but if they are not... it will be fine cause they are just as awesome as endgame in every possible way.
Friendships with connection, teamwork and chemistry in TW all the way!!!!
Don't worry. We haven't gone anywhere. Too busy voting.
do you think there'll be a flash forward showing the marrish wedding ?
#killcommentsections
Parrish ain't gong anywhere. We've already seen the mosaic. The Hellhound battles La Bete in the finale. And the good guy always wins.
#killstydia
I think Stydia is a bizarre, weird,twisted thing. And I think that anyone who pays more attention to Stydia than the show isn't watching the show for the right reasons.
y'all so basic
Who's the loser now, stydiots ? !!
Why do you think you can defeat Marrish ? We rule the fandom now . Why don't you join the Sterek stans on that trash heap ?
Marrish is endgame !!
#killkira
wow. I thought tylerposet polls were wanky, but this.........
#killmalia
#killallison
y stydia stans so salty ?