And now the Teen Wolf official twitter account has apparently turned into a stydia account. Needless to say Stalia and Marrish are not amused. But then this was the account that promoted #killallison. . It says a lot about the show really.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 11 years ago
And this is my new name. I just love this fandom, at the moment.
"THE PAIN OF STALIA IS OVER
STYDIA IS COMING GUYS
OUR TIME IS NOW"
Note just in from Jeff Davis - "I changed my mind. I'm going with Marrish."
.......and the wait continues.
MarrishIsEndgame - 11 years ago
More stydia crappola (from stydiaislove),
"I don’t want to start anything but i swear sometime i can’t shut up when i read these things. The new trend in the m@rrish fandom seem to be the fact that it’s not parrish fault if he is hallucinating lydia!11!!!! he is a nice guy!1!!!! Hallucinations are a mirror of what you are and what you feel, it’s a distortion of a real external stimulus. Most of the times you can control them and you can act (like stiles’s and scott’s ones). So stop defending him saying it’s not his fault if he is having these hallucinations. It’s his fault and it’s exactly what he really wants"
HE LITERALLY CAN'T CONTROL AN HALLUCINATION. AND YOU CAN'T BE CONVICTED OVER WHAT YOU THINK EITHER. IF THAT WERE THE CASE, AFTER YOUR TREATMENT OF THE REST OF THE FANDOM, WE'D ALL BE CONVICTED FOR MASS MURDER.
THE STYDIA FANDOM IS A TOXIC WASTE DUMP.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Just found this piece of crap from a stydiot (al3xtoole),
"Listen, Marrish shippers here’s the thing. Even if Parrish is the one to get Lydia out of Eichen (he’s not because “its ultimately up to Stiles” -Jeff Davis) he can’t be the one to ultimately save her."
JEFF DAVIS IS A LIAR.
"She’s stuck inside of her own mind right now. Catatonic. She needs someone to pull her out of her mind, not just out of Eichen House and Jordan Parrish CAN’T DO THAT. And we’ve seen his inability to, actually.
She was literally catatonic in the woods with him. When he found her he probably like tried to shake her awake and called her name and talked to her several times yet she remained in the same state she was when the entire time he was driving her to Scott’s house, driving her to the hospital, and when he physically carried her onto the stretcher. We have seen him be incapable of snapping her out of it.
SHE'S NOT CATATONIC. SHE WAS RESPONDING TO VALACK. SHE COULD FIGHT IN THAT 5A FLASH FORWARD. SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYONE TO "WAKE HER UP". SHE's JUST OVERWHELMED BY HER BANSHEE ABILITIES.
"You know what else we’ve seen? Maybe not in full detail but allusions to? Stiles may be able to. In this past episode she isn’t fully there (even in the trailer where he’s running at her she doesn’t look like she’s “awake”). But in that other trailer scene with the “you had a plan?” shes walking around and able to respond to Stiles so he’s obviously done something to bring her back.
And you know why its stiles? Because he’s connected to her. Sure you can give me that whole “supernatural connection” line but Stiles and Lydia are literally tethered to each other on an emotional level. They’ve been through incredible, scaring, and dangerous thing together these past few years, not to mention that they’ve literally known each other since the third grade."
LYDIA AND STILES ARE ONLY FRIENDS. THEY DON'T EVEN HANG OUT OUTSIDE OF THE SUPERNATURAL CRAP.
"What if in order to bring her back Stiles has to remind her of everything they’ve been through together?
Stiles could remind her about when they learned she had powers. Stiles could remind her of the time Peter attacked her on the lacrosse field. Stiles could remind her of when Jennifer tried to strangle her and she lived. Stiles could remind her of when they had to save everyone night at that suicide motel. Stiles could remind her of when they were locked in the file room of a mental institution and almost killed by a crazy doctor literally playing for Lydia the final breaths her dying grandmother took. Stiles could remind her of when she got the phone call that Meredith killed herself. Stiles could remind her of when they got the phone call that Jennifer had all of the sacrifices. Stiles could remind her of when they were in that snow alternate-reality with the oni and the nogitsune and almost died. Stiles could remind her of when half her leg almost got taken off by a coyote trap. Stiles could remind her of when she got cut by Tracie’s tail and almost died…again. Stiles could remind her of when Aiden died.
Heck, Stiles could even remind her of when Allison died.
You know why? Because Stiles was literally physically right there next to her for all of it."
YOU MEAN ALL THE TIMES SHE ALMOST DIED, OR WATCHED SOMEONE ELSE DIE ? AND STILES WAS THERE. NOT A GREAT SELLING POINT FOR STILES.
"I mean what’s Parrish going to remind her of? The one time she brought him coffee? The time he had to teach her how to fight? Those are moments, sure, but compared to everything Stiles and Lydia have gone into together side by side, they seem almost petty to me."
YOU MEAN THE TIMES SHE "DIDN'T" ALMOST DIE OR WATCH SOMEONE ELSE DIE ? BETTER SELLING PONT.
AND PARRISH IS ABOUT TO RESCUE HER FROM THE CHIMERA. WHERE'S STILES ?
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
NO now 58 % to YES 42 %. Remember when the Yes vote was over 60 % ? Did ya all stop voting when you thought you'd won ? Shame.
Marrish5ever - 11 years ago
Why is the antimarrish blog calling for the deaths of Malia and Parrish ?
"here’s to hoping parrish get’s his crusty ass killed by the end of this season. "
y so much hate ? (cries)
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
"Seriously, Jeff Davis, what must we do to get you to stop with the Marrish?" Um, Have your ship have even a little bit of chemistry. Stydia has practically zero.
Also, make up your minds, stydiots. Is Stiles is a sweetheart, or is he the sleazebucket that almost raped a semi conscious Lydia in Season 1 ? PICK ONE !!
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
I wonder if I can get #KillScottMcCall trending ?
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
For the record, Stiles only told Theo about Donovan BECAUSE he didn't care what a psychopath thought of him. He DID care what Scott thought of him. But he knew Saint Scott would condemn him. He was right.
ScottStansAreIdiots - 11 years ago
RANT BEGINS.
I love how some stans (cough Scott cough) think that acknowledging "problematic behaviour" in their favourite characters, somehow makes them more noble than other fans. No, it just means you know your character is shitty (cough Scott cough) and you still continue to back them. Newsflash, if you know they're pieces of crap, stop fanboying them ! It means you're just as shitty as the rest of this fandom.
Writing ten page essays defending your fav doesn't make you queen of this toxic waste dump. It just means you're down in the shit with the rest of us.
In the old days, you shipped who you wanted and no one cared if you were a stan for the hero or the villain. Ship wars were never about trying to shame others to the point they left the fandom, or calling some pedos . I never thought I'd think of the Supernatural fandom as the Nice, Sane Fandom.
Seriously, to the parts of the fandom doing this - FUCK OFF !!!!!
END OF RANT.
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
Even Price Peterson has turned on Scott,
"Now, in my opinion, Scott kinda sucked in this scenario. A lot was made of the fact that, yes, Stiles technically killed a guy. But I remember that Scott didn't even ask questions or give Stiles the benefit of the doubt, he just immediately transmogrified into a huge dick about it! Had Scott shown any curiosity or concern for Stiles, he would have found out that the killing had been in self-defense, and it was a chimera, and Stiles was also feeling very bad about it. "
AND MOST OF THE FANDOM AGREES WITH YOU !!!
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
Oh look. The new promo has Malia telling Scott she can't help him, and not telling him about her plans to kill her mother.
Because she knows Scott motherfucking McCall would judge her, just like he did with Stiles.
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
Beacon Hills needs a new Alpha. I hear Deucalion's available.
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
Dear Scott stans,
Stiles N-E-V-E-R trusted Theo. He only talked to him because he knew (and Scott confirmed) Scott would judge him for killing Donovan. Theo manipulated the entire situation. If baby jesus was a better Alpha, he'd have at least listened to Stiles.
Stiles should have hit him harder.
ScottIsAnIdiot - 11 years ago
Why do Scott stans think Stiles EVER trusted Theo ? He never fucking did. HE was the one who warned Scott and was ignored. Then he had Donovan sent to kill him. Then he was blackmailed by Theo when he was ridden by guilt. Then he fucking punched Theo !!! When did he ever trust the sociopathic little twink ? !!! Bitch, when ?
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Somebody tell me this. Why do Sciles and Stydia shippers despise one half of their ships, ie Stiles ? How can you ship a pair and hate half of it ? Is this why Marrish is increasing in popularity ? Because they actually like both parts of their ship ? A puzzle for the ages, my friends (and enemies).
Jen Barnes - 11 years ago
Miss me, guys ? No ? Awww, I'm hurt.
I don't know which way to turn. There is wank everywhere. From Crystal Reed's return to Malia possibly being pregnant (that gave the Stydiots a scare !!), to the stydiots realising they're getting too many Marrish scenes for Stydia to be endgame in 5B. To the stydia shippers getting a re-confirmation that Lydia is a legal 18 year old adult. SO MUCH FUN !!
Sweety pumpkins, Jeff will continue to bait Marrish, Stydia and Stalia as long as the show lasts.
but......
"*Stiles and Lydia kissing in 5B*
Anti Stydia fans: “that is just baiting!”
*Stiles and Lydia marrying in Season 6*
Anti Stydia fans: “just baiting”
Yeah. Yeah. Everything related to Stydia is always baiting according to the haters. If it makes you happy that way, then lie to yourself ;)".....................apparently not all the stydiots have gotten that message.
This is a great time to be alive.
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Crystal Reed is returning for a guest appearance on Teen Wolf !! This is not a drill ! Crystal is returning to Teen Wolf . Only for an episode, playing one of the original Argents in a flashback episode.
wow. Gerard, Chris, Allison (kinda), Deucalion, the Oni........trying to get those ratings back, eh Jeff ? Now we just need some Hales back.
PossiblyMightBeATroll - 11 years ago
A new Teen Wolf promo ! And look, there's Parrish naked and hurt beside Lydia. And there's Parrish carrying Lydia out of Eichen House in a sea of steam . And there's the entire stydia fandom thinking that's Stiles carrying her out, realising it's not and having a collective nervous breakdown.
There, there little stydiots. The wait for the Marrish endgame is almost over.
Jeff Davis said that Lydia “may not end up with the person you think she does at first ” .........and some thought that meant Stydia would be endgame. but it was left purposely vague. Maybe it's the other way around, and Parrish is the one she ends up with.
just saying.......
IAmAlsoATroll - 11 years ago
lydiamartinsbat seems to be having an argument with a scallison stan.
"My ship might be shitty to you but at least it ain’t dead ???? " ooh. classy.
"At least mine happened unlike yours. ???????? Stydia is just bait to have desperate viewers like you to keep watching to only be put down time and time again by Jeff Davis. Awwww." Better reply.
"Well, yeah and mine is going to happen, so we have something to be excited about yours is dead and gone move on already. of course they’re gonna bait the biggest fandom just shows how much power we have over these writers who are gonna make it endgame at the end anyways. " She thinks stydia is the biggest ship.....ever heard of sterek ? We're still here. And sweety, Jeff Davis finds it hilarious that he can continue to bait the fandom EVERY FUCKING SEASON. No ones going to be "endgame", cupcake.
cause the show will be cancelled long before that can happen.
IAmATroll - 11 years ago
"If Stiles and Lydia don’t end up together this season and she ends up with ashy larry instead then i’m calling the police." from paulweslayy. (Gets phone. Dials 911. Hands over phone).
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
I'm drunk on happiness right now. The stydiots are still in denial of the baiting before the first premiere. And trying to spin the pretty-much marrish heavy episode. It's not working and I'm in clover. Will leave Jen to keep voting, while I go send some more asks to certain blogs.
"All I got from this episode is that I’m going to need a lot more alcohol to get me through these Marrish scenes" Hello little stydiot. I'd offer you Jens tequila, but she has been known to punch anyone who touches her booze. So you'll have to suffer . sorry
For a moment, I thought nogitsexy had left the fandom. Just changed her name to letmesaveyourlife. Darn it.
Jen Barnes - 11 years ago
So, The Last Chimera episode rated 1.11. wow. Look at those ratings skyrocket ! Even the return of Chris Argent couldn't save it. Did all the stydia stans forget to watch the show ? They keep saying They're a much larger group than the stalia or marrish stans , but..........apparently not.
This is what happens when you keep losing popular characters. Like Derek, Peter, Allison, Isaac, Boyd, Erica, Jackson, Danny and others.
So, lowest ratings for next episode ??
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Just read this lovely post - The Three Laws Of Fandom (Don't Like, Don't Read - Your Kink Is Not My Kink - Ship And Let Ship). Shame that the Teen Wolf fandom threw these out years ago. Explains why it's so toxic now. And, of course, people are already jumping all over the post.
How dare someone police the fandom ! Honey, Navy Seals couldn't police this fandom. It's too late. We are now in the middle of WW3. There will be no survivors.
But the real reason people are attacking the post, is that they don't want SOMEONE ELSE to police the fandom. That's the job for stydiots and Werewolf Jesus stans. They've made it quite clear by basically calling everyone who ships Marrish a pedo, and other wonderfully classy things.
I think they're starting to realise that Jeff Davis is just stringing them along, like he did with the Sterek shippers. I really shouldn't find that amusing, but I'm shallow and petty so, meh.
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Awww, Stiles and malia did break up. Sorry Stalia shippers. I actually like you so much more than stydia shippers. But then, they are kinda rabid. But the Scott stans are actually feral.
They apparently haven't realised that most people that despise Scott, do so in a Pavlovian response to Scott stans. I used to love Scott, but I actually felt nothing for him in today's episode. It's the first time in any fandom that the stans have made me hate a character I used to love.
Yes, I am an unashamed troll. So is my best friend, Jen. Most of this trainwreck was us. but a few posts were apparently by a copycat troll. Kudos fellow troll.
And now back to making sure Stydia lose this poll. Because it's fun.
It's optional - 11 years ago
Gosh. darn it. You called it. I'm a big fat troll.
What's all this about Stydia vs Stalia? Marrish beats both. Period.
Why are there so many posts about people changing their ships, then changing post names and then calling out trolls and plagiarists?
Makes me think all these posts are a troll in one straight row.
Not that I don't support Marrish, (as that's what these posts are encouraging).
Though to be honest, why people calm their ships for a moment, and just focus on the actual plot here and the fact that Lydia is being tortured, Yet Again and has a HOLE in her head and desperately needs saving from the crazy mad house she's been trapped since the first scene of this season?
Besides, it's actually quite fair that Stiles is the one who gets to save her, as after Allison's death, he's Lydia's closest, oldest friend (barring Scott) still hanging around the show. And they never quite resolved all that sexual tension between them before they jumped into their new relationships. This seems like the perfect time for them to have a moment while they're not quite committed with their new partners. BUT, that does not mean Stydia is endgame or we should force them to be together at this stage just because they may have had a chance in the past. (And come on, think about Malia and Parrish anyone? What are they gonna do if their love interests up and leave 'em?)
Right I've ranted enough. If you've read this all; congrats and I deeply appreciate it. Thanks.
And just because I can't resist and must follow the unsaid rules of this page and also because I won't be posting here again: *I am officially not changing my name but announcing I won't be posting anymore, therefore in more posts under this (It's optional) will be a troll/wannabe hacker.*
Audrey - 11 years ago
Well, thank god I'm not a troll..............
lizbeth - 11 years ago
I'm not real. Oh god ! I'm not real !!!
Marrish - 11 years ago
Not a troll. y don't you believe me ??
yangloveyin - 11 years ago
MARRISH !!!!
( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) - 11 years ago
Malia is not broken up with Stiles !!
Incognito - 11 years ago
I've bought a herd of zebras, I'm warning you Staliots.
♥‿♥ - 11 years ago
STALIA !!!!!
LydiaSexingUpParrish - 11 years ago
Hi !!!! Is it the shower scene yet ? Is it the shower scene yet ? Is it the shower scene yet ?
ItsNotGongToSuckItselfStiles - 11 years ago
STEREK and MARRISH kick everyone's butt !!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - 11 years ago
Marrish shower scene !!!!!!!!
WhyIsMarrishSoAwesome - 11 years ago
GO MARRISH !!! (waves pom poms)
SterekIsStillTheAlphaOfTheFandom - 11 years ago
VOTE STEREK........oops, that's just every other teen wolf poll.
LydiaRidesJordansDiscoStick - 11 years ago
Hi. Are we all looking forward to the Marrish scenes today ? Of course we are.
theakflash - 11 years ago
But I stamped my little foot at the big, mean Marrish stans. Why did they ignore me and keep voting? Why, Lord ?
Also, my new name is SterekIsStillTheAlphaOfTheFandom. But, I am already a troll.
janice don't change my comment darling - 11 years ago
Goddamn it. They kept voting. I was hoping the marrish shippers would give up. We've lost the poll. Life isn't worth living any more. Maybe it IS time to try cocaine and vodka.
Just kidding. But my new name is WhyIsMarrishSoAwesome. My old name has already been taken over by a troll.
Me lembra - 11 years ago
I'm sorry. I can't fight it any longer. I love Marrish ! I wanna see Lydia bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.
My new name is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Any posts by Me lembra after this are by trills. Ignore them.
Jessica - 11 years ago
My new name is LydiaRidesJordansDiscoStick. From this moment, any posts by Jessica are probably by the 1000 socks in this comment section.
stydia is ENDGAME - 11 years ago
I can't believe I used to ship Stydia.... wait (pukes into bucket).........I actually now ship Sterek. Because who doesn't love some wall banging werewolf sex ?
My new name is ItsNotGongToSuckItselfStiles. Ignore my previous name. Most of my accounts have been infested with socks. And trolls. And Rick Astley.
Mia White - 11 years ago
Yes, my instagram is called marrishit. But I stopped drinking the stydia Kool-Aid and now ship Marrish and Stalia. Malia is so sweet.
My new name is LydiaSexingUpParrish. Ignore shit by Mia White after this. Just a sock account.
Cloe - 11 years ago
I ship Stalia and think Stydia would be forced, as Lydia has no romantic interest in Stiles.
And my new name is ♥‿♥. That's a capital H for Heart and capital E for Eyes.
Anonymous - 11 years ago
stydia is going to happen and if they don't. they will probably get married . Because that makes sense. And I'll be honest. If you ship Stalia I don't respect your opinion and I hope you eaten by a pack of zebras.
Also, I'm changing my name to Incognito. Ignore all posts by anyone called anonymous. Obviously just a troll.
maya - 11 years ago
I'm not going to pretty it up this time. Basically, Malia is a saint and Lydia is a ho-bag. The end. And I'm changing my name to ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ). Do you need me to spell it ?
Any posts by maya after this are by some troll.
yinloveyang - 11 years ago
Lydia totally belongs with Jordan. Can't wait for the shower scene between them. Also, I am changing my name to yangloveyin. Ignore osts by yinloveyang from this point. They'll only be from a sock or troll.
Stydia - 11 years ago
I'm now officially changing my name to Marrish. Ignore any posts by Stydia. They're from a troll.
lizbeth - 11 years ago
I am now officially part of the Marrish fandom. Ignore any posts by a lizbeth who ships stydia. She's not real.
Audrey - 11 years ago
sorry. i was so wrohng ! marrsih is va delight. adn parisrh is so hot, oi ewant to lick the sweat off his nipples. svomebody give me another beer !
TotallyNotASockPuppet - 11 years ago
Congratulations Marrish ! We beat the Stydiots.
Not that it's hard these days. They're too busy bullying the newbies. No time to write or draw or win any polls. Shhh. Let's not tell them they no longer rule the fandom.
SockPuppet - 11 years ago
STYDIA HAS LOST !!!!
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Miss me ?
Just kidding. What's that Lassie ? Timmy's fallen down the well ? But everything's ok , as there was a pile of stydiots to break his fall. Apparently they couldn't live knowing they'd lost another poll, and not even to Sterek this time.
NO 57 % to YES 43 %. I love the smell of stydiot tears in the morning !
Jen Barnes - 11 years ago
wow. 90 comments in one month. We're the little poll that could. Hi, I'm a friend of Kate. Just thought I'd let you know........ya never gonna win. We brought over all our pals (sterek, stalia) to vote as often as possible. That's why you've been losing ground for weeks now.
This is fun. I may actually see a stydiot cry. And it's not even my birthday.
Kate Byrne - 11 years ago
Remember when the Yes vote was over 60 % ? Now It's 44 % . You hear that sound ? That's Stydia crashing and burning.
YES vote 56 % and continuing to climb. And Marrish is 54 % over on the other poll (Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple?).
CRASH AND BURN.
ThisShowSucks - 11 years ago
From eonline,
"Will Teen Wolf be good again? It hasn't been bad, necessarily, but it has just not been the same since the incredible Evil Stiles season. Giant monsters are just not as effective as Dylan O'Brien."
Amen.
Anonymous2 - 11 years ago
what the fuck happened with this comment section ?
This is why I don't work with emoticons. So hard to get good help these days.
ಠ╭╮ಠ - 11 years ago
How about the "unspeakably wicked and cruel " plan ?
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ - 11 years ago
No. We agreed on nefarious plan.
ಠ⌣ಠ - 11 years ago
I thought we agreed on " devilish" plan.
ʘ‿ʘ - 11 years ago
You mean our evil plan.
ಠ‿↼ - 11 years ago
We shall soon outnumber the humans. Get ready for our fiendish plan.
¯\(°_o)/¯ - 11 years ago
How the fuck should I know. I'm just an emoticon.
\ (•◡•) / - 11 years ago
Can a text emoticon vote ?
(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) - 11 years ago
Move along. Nothing to see here.
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง - 11 years ago
I am another text emoticon.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - 11 years ago
I am a text emoticon.
SocksToInfinity - 11 years ago
I can do this all week. Ask tylerposet.
RedStripySocks - 11 years ago
I can do this all day
MissingASock - 11 years ago
You must comply
PolyesterSocks - 11 years ago
Why do you resist?
NylonSocks - 11 years ago
I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many
cottonSocks - 11 years ago
You will be assimilated
WoolySocks - 11 years ago
Resistance is futile
IveGotAThousandMoreSockNames - 11 years ago
The socks have taken over this comment section. RUN !!
IAmSockDestroyerOfWorlds - 11 years ago
You can't stop me......muahaha.
OldPairOfSocks - 11 years ago
How many sock names can I come up with ?
NewPairOfSocks - 11 years ago
I sock. Therefore I am.
WeAreTheSockArmy - 11 years ago
Wow. That's a lot of socks. Wait, am I a sock ?
SocksSocksEverywhere - 11 years ago
Yet another sock.
ThisTotallySocks - 11 years ago
Another sock. This is fun !
KnockYourSocksOff - 11 years ago
No. really. Guess what I am.
SocksRUs - 11 years ago
Go on. Guess what I am.
SonOfSocKPuppet - 11 years ago
Not a fake account. An actual sock. Possibly cotton.
SockPuppet - 11 years ago
not an actual sock. just a fake account.
JeffDavis - 11 years ago
Not the real Jeff Davis. I can actually write.
StydiaIsSoGross - 11 years ago
KEEP VOTING !!! CAN'T LET STYDIA WIN !!
nonnymouse - 11 years ago
wtf
IAmATroll - 11 years ago
Free your body and soul.
Unfold your powerful wings.
Climb up the highest mountains.
Kick your feet up in the air.
You may now live forever.
Or return to this earth.
Unless you feel good where you are.
DeucalionEatsTrueAlphasForBreakfast - 11 years ago
Finally, a real alpha in Beacon Hills. Can't wait to see Duke again. Maybe 5B will be worth watching after all. Now, if only they'd ditch the silly True Alpha storyline.
ThisShowSucks - 11 years ago
The ratings for 5A were so bad. Is anyone else afraid the show will be cancelled before season 6 ? I know you can get away with fairly low ratings on mtv, but even so.......
MarrishOTP - 11 years ago
It's nice to have something to celebrate.. The stydia shippers have been so bloody smug since the trailer came out for 5B. I don't know why. It's not Stiles in that shower scene with Lydia.
#KillScott
I ship Isaac and Finstock Don't judge.
And now the Teen Wolf official twitter account has apparently turned into a stydia account. Needless to say Stalia and Marrish are not amused. But then this was the account that promoted #killallison. . It says a lot about the show really.
And this is my new name. I just love this fandom, at the moment.
"THE PAIN OF STALIA IS OVER
STYDIA IS COMING GUYS
OUR TIME IS NOW"
Note just in from Jeff Davis - "I changed my mind. I'm going with Marrish."
.......and the wait continues.
More stydia crappola (from stydiaislove),
"I don’t want to start anything but i swear sometime i can’t shut up when i read these things. The new trend in the m@rrish fandom seem to be the fact that it’s not parrish fault if he is hallucinating lydia!11!!!! he is a nice guy!1!!!! Hallucinations are a mirror of what you are and what you feel, it’s a distortion of a real external stimulus. Most of the times you can control them and you can act (like stiles’s and scott’s ones). So stop defending him saying it’s not his fault if he is having these hallucinations. It’s his fault and it’s exactly what he really wants"
HE LITERALLY CAN'T CONTROL AN HALLUCINATION. AND YOU CAN'T BE CONVICTED OVER WHAT YOU THINK EITHER. IF THAT WERE THE CASE, AFTER YOUR TREATMENT OF THE REST OF THE FANDOM, WE'D ALL BE CONVICTED FOR MASS MURDER.
THE STYDIA FANDOM IS A TOXIC WASTE DUMP.
Just found this piece of crap from a stydiot (al3xtoole),
"Listen, Marrish shippers here’s the thing. Even if Parrish is the one to get Lydia out of Eichen (he’s not because “its ultimately up to Stiles” -Jeff Davis) he can’t be the one to ultimately save her."
JEFF DAVIS IS A LIAR.
"She’s stuck inside of her own mind right now. Catatonic. She needs someone to pull her out of her mind, not just out of Eichen House and Jordan Parrish CAN’T DO THAT. And we’ve seen his inability to, actually.
She was literally catatonic in the woods with him. When he found her he probably like tried to shake her awake and called her name and talked to her several times yet she remained in the same state she was when the entire time he was driving her to Scott’s house, driving her to the hospital, and when he physically carried her onto the stretcher. We have seen him be incapable of snapping her out of it.
SHE'S NOT CATATONIC. SHE WAS RESPONDING TO VALACK. SHE COULD FIGHT IN THAT 5A FLASH FORWARD. SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYONE TO "WAKE HER UP". SHE's JUST OVERWHELMED BY HER BANSHEE ABILITIES.
"You know what else we’ve seen? Maybe not in full detail but allusions to? Stiles may be able to. In this past episode she isn’t fully there (even in the trailer where he’s running at her she doesn’t look like she’s “awake”). But in that other trailer scene with the “you had a plan?” shes walking around and able to respond to Stiles so he’s obviously done something to bring her back.
And you know why its stiles? Because he’s connected to her. Sure you can give me that whole “supernatural connection” line but Stiles and Lydia are literally tethered to each other on an emotional level. They’ve been through incredible, scaring, and dangerous thing together these past few years, not to mention that they’ve literally known each other since the third grade."
LYDIA AND STILES ARE ONLY FRIENDS. THEY DON'T EVEN HANG OUT OUTSIDE OF THE SUPERNATURAL CRAP.
"What if in order to bring her back Stiles has to remind her of everything they’ve been through together?
Stiles could remind her about when they learned she had powers. Stiles could remind her of the time Peter attacked her on the lacrosse field. Stiles could remind her of when Jennifer tried to strangle her and she lived. Stiles could remind her of when they had to save everyone night at that suicide motel. Stiles could remind her of when they were locked in the file room of a mental institution and almost killed by a crazy doctor literally playing for Lydia the final breaths her dying grandmother took. Stiles could remind her of when she got the phone call that Meredith killed herself. Stiles could remind her of when they got the phone call that Jennifer had all of the sacrifices. Stiles could remind her of when they were in that snow alternate-reality with the oni and the nogitsune and almost died. Stiles could remind her of when half her leg almost got taken off by a coyote trap. Stiles could remind her of when she got cut by Tracie’s tail and almost died…again. Stiles could remind her of when Aiden died.
Heck, Stiles could even remind her of when Allison died.
You know why? Because Stiles was literally physically right there next to her for all of it."
YOU MEAN ALL THE TIMES SHE ALMOST DIED, OR WATCHED SOMEONE ELSE DIE ? AND STILES WAS THERE. NOT A GREAT SELLING POINT FOR STILES.
"I mean what’s Parrish going to remind her of? The one time she brought him coffee? The time he had to teach her how to fight? Those are moments, sure, but compared to everything Stiles and Lydia have gone into together side by side, they seem almost petty to me."
YOU MEAN THE TIMES SHE "DIDN'T" ALMOST DIE OR WATCH SOMEONE ELSE DIE ? BETTER SELLING PONT.
AND PARRISH IS ABOUT TO RESCUE HER FROM THE CHIMERA. WHERE'S STILES ?
NO now 58 % to YES 42 %. Remember when the Yes vote was over 60 % ? Did ya all stop voting when you thought you'd won ? Shame.
Why is the antimarrish blog calling for the deaths of Malia and Parrish ?
"here’s to hoping parrish get’s his crusty ass killed by the end of this season. "
y so much hate ? (cries)
"Seriously, Jeff Davis, what must we do to get you to stop with the Marrish?" Um, Have your ship have even a little bit of chemistry. Stydia has practically zero.
Also, make up your minds, stydiots. Is Stiles is a sweetheart, or is he the sleazebucket that almost raped a semi conscious Lydia in Season 1 ? PICK ONE !!
I wonder if I can get #KillScottMcCall trending ?
For the record, Stiles only told Theo about Donovan BECAUSE he didn't care what a psychopath thought of him. He DID care what Scott thought of him. But he knew Saint Scott would condemn him. He was right.
RANT BEGINS.
I love how some stans (cough Scott cough) think that acknowledging "problematic behaviour" in their favourite characters, somehow makes them more noble than other fans. No, it just means you know your character is shitty (cough Scott cough) and you still continue to back them. Newsflash, if you know they're pieces of crap, stop fanboying them ! It means you're just as shitty as the rest of this fandom.
Writing ten page essays defending your fav doesn't make you queen of this toxic waste dump. It just means you're down in the shit with the rest of us.
In the old days, you shipped who you wanted and no one cared if you were a stan for the hero or the villain. Ship wars were never about trying to shame others to the point they left the fandom, or calling some pedos . I never thought I'd think of the Supernatural fandom as the Nice, Sane Fandom.
Seriously, to the parts of the fandom doing this - FUCK OFF !!!!!
END OF RANT.
Even Price Peterson has turned on Scott,
"Now, in my opinion, Scott kinda sucked in this scenario. A lot was made of the fact that, yes, Stiles technically killed a guy. But I remember that Scott didn't even ask questions or give Stiles the benefit of the doubt, he just immediately transmogrified into a huge dick about it! Had Scott shown any curiosity or concern for Stiles, he would have found out that the killing had been in self-defense, and it was a chimera, and Stiles was also feeling very bad about it. "
AND MOST OF THE FANDOM AGREES WITH YOU !!!
Oh look. The new promo has Malia telling Scott she can't help him, and not telling him about her plans to kill her mother.
Because she knows Scott motherfucking McCall would judge her, just like he did with Stiles.
Beacon Hills needs a new Alpha. I hear Deucalion's available.
Dear Scott stans,
Stiles N-E-V-E-R trusted Theo. He only talked to him because he knew (and Scott confirmed) Scott would judge him for killing Donovan. Theo manipulated the entire situation. If baby jesus was a better Alpha, he'd have at least listened to Stiles.
Stiles should have hit him harder.
Why do Scott stans think Stiles EVER trusted Theo ? He never fucking did. HE was the one who warned Scott and was ignored. Then he had Donovan sent to kill him. Then he was blackmailed by Theo when he was ridden by guilt. Then he fucking punched Theo !!! When did he ever trust the sociopathic little twink ? !!! Bitch, when ?
Somebody tell me this. Why do Sciles and Stydia shippers despise one half of their ships, ie Stiles ? How can you ship a pair and hate half of it ? Is this why Marrish is increasing in popularity ? Because they actually like both parts of their ship ? A puzzle for the ages, my friends (and enemies).
Miss me, guys ? No ? Awww, I'm hurt.
I don't know which way to turn. There is wank everywhere. From Crystal Reed's return to Malia possibly being pregnant (that gave the Stydiots a scare !!), to the stydiots realising they're getting too many Marrish scenes for Stydia to be endgame in 5B. To the stydia shippers getting a re-confirmation that Lydia is a legal 18 year old adult. SO MUCH FUN !!
Sweety pumpkins, Jeff will continue to bait Marrish, Stydia and Stalia as long as the show lasts.
but......
"*Stiles and Lydia kissing in 5B*
Anti Stydia fans: “that is just baiting!”
*Stiles and Lydia marrying in Season 6*
Anti Stydia fans: “just baiting”
Yeah. Yeah. Everything related to Stydia is always baiting according to the haters. If it makes you happy that way, then lie to yourself ;)".....................apparently not all the stydiots have gotten that message.
This is a great time to be alive.
Crystal Reed is returning for a guest appearance on Teen Wolf !! This is not a drill ! Crystal is returning to Teen Wolf . Only for an episode, playing one of the original Argents in a flashback episode.
wow. Gerard, Chris, Allison (kinda), Deucalion, the Oni........trying to get those ratings back, eh Jeff ? Now we just need some Hales back.
A new Teen Wolf promo ! And look, there's Parrish naked and hurt beside Lydia. And there's Parrish carrying Lydia out of Eichen House in a sea of steam . And there's the entire stydia fandom thinking that's Stiles carrying her out, realising it's not and having a collective nervous breakdown.
There, there little stydiots. The wait for the Marrish endgame is almost over.
Jeff Davis said that Lydia “may not end up with the person you think she does at first ” .........and some thought that meant Stydia would be endgame. but it was left purposely vague. Maybe it's the other way around, and Parrish is the one she ends up with.
just saying.......
lydiamartinsbat seems to be having an argument with a scallison stan.
"My ship might be shitty to you but at least it ain’t dead ???? " ooh. classy.
"At least mine happened unlike yours. ???????? Stydia is just bait to have desperate viewers like you to keep watching to only be put down time and time again by Jeff Davis. Awwww." Better reply.
"Well, yeah and mine is going to happen, so we have something to be excited about yours is dead and gone move on already. of course they’re gonna bait the biggest fandom just shows how much power we have over these writers who are gonna make it endgame at the end anyways. " She thinks stydia is the biggest ship.....ever heard of sterek ? We're still here. And sweety, Jeff Davis finds it hilarious that he can continue to bait the fandom EVERY FUCKING SEASON. No ones going to be "endgame", cupcake.
cause the show will be cancelled long before that can happen.
"If Stiles and Lydia don’t end up together this season and she ends up with ashy larry instead then i’m calling the police." from paulweslayy. (Gets phone. Dials 911. Hands over phone).
I'm drunk on happiness right now. The stydiots are still in denial of the baiting before the first premiere. And trying to spin the pretty-much marrish heavy episode. It's not working and I'm in clover. Will leave Jen to keep voting, while I go send some more asks to certain blogs.
"All I got from this episode is that I’m going to need a lot more alcohol to get me through these Marrish scenes" Hello little stydiot. I'd offer you Jens tequila, but she has been known to punch anyone who touches her booze. So you'll have to suffer . sorry
For a moment, I thought nogitsexy had left the fandom. Just changed her name to letmesaveyourlife. Darn it.
So, The Last Chimera episode rated 1.11. wow. Look at those ratings skyrocket ! Even the return of Chris Argent couldn't save it. Did all the stydia stans forget to watch the show ? They keep saying They're a much larger group than the stalia or marrish stans , but..........apparently not.
This is what happens when you keep losing popular characters. Like Derek, Peter, Allison, Isaac, Boyd, Erica, Jackson, Danny and others.
So, lowest ratings for next episode ??
Just read this lovely post - The Three Laws Of Fandom (Don't Like, Don't Read - Your Kink Is Not My Kink - Ship And Let Ship). Shame that the Teen Wolf fandom threw these out years ago. Explains why it's so toxic now. And, of course, people are already jumping all over the post.
How dare someone police the fandom ! Honey, Navy Seals couldn't police this fandom. It's too late. We are now in the middle of WW3. There will be no survivors.
But the real reason people are attacking the post, is that they don't want SOMEONE ELSE to police the fandom. That's the job for stydiots and Werewolf Jesus stans. They've made it quite clear by basically calling everyone who ships Marrish a pedo, and other wonderfully classy things.
I think they're starting to realise that Jeff Davis is just stringing them along, like he did with the Sterek shippers. I really shouldn't find that amusing, but I'm shallow and petty so, meh.
Awww, Stiles and malia did break up. Sorry Stalia shippers. I actually like you so much more than stydia shippers. But then, they are kinda rabid. But the Scott stans are actually feral.
They apparently haven't realised that most people that despise Scott, do so in a Pavlovian response to Scott stans. I used to love Scott, but I actually felt nothing for him in today's episode. It's the first time in any fandom that the stans have made me hate a character I used to love.
Yes, I am an unashamed troll. So is my best friend, Jen. Most of this trainwreck was us. but a few posts were apparently by a copycat troll. Kudos fellow troll.
And now back to making sure Stydia lose this poll. Because it's fun.
Gosh. darn it. You called it. I'm a big fat troll.
What's all this about Stydia vs Stalia? Marrish beats both. Period.
Why are there so many posts about people changing their ships, then changing post names and then calling out trolls and plagiarists?
Makes me think all these posts are a troll in one straight row.
Not that I don't support Marrish, (as that's what these posts are encouraging).
Though to be honest, why people calm their ships for a moment, and just focus on the actual plot here and the fact that Lydia is being tortured, Yet Again and has a HOLE in her head and desperately needs saving from the crazy mad house she's been trapped since the first scene of this season?
Besides, it's actually quite fair that Stiles is the one who gets to save her, as after Allison's death, he's Lydia's closest, oldest friend (barring Scott) still hanging around the show. And they never quite resolved all that sexual tension between them before they jumped into their new relationships. This seems like the perfect time for them to have a moment while they're not quite committed with their new partners. BUT, that does not mean Stydia is endgame or we should force them to be together at this stage just because they may have had a chance in the past. (And come on, think about Malia and Parrish anyone? What are they gonna do if their love interests up and leave 'em?)
Right I've ranted enough. If you've read this all; congrats and I deeply appreciate it. Thanks.
And just because I can't resist and must follow the unsaid rules of this page and also because I won't be posting here again: *I am officially not changing my name but announcing I won't be posting anymore, therefore in more posts under this (It's optional) will be a troll/wannabe hacker.*
Well, thank god I'm not a troll..............
I'm not real. Oh god ! I'm not real !!!
Not a troll. y don't you believe me ??
MARRISH !!!!
Malia is not broken up with Stiles !!
I've bought a herd of zebras, I'm warning you Staliots.
STALIA !!!!!
Hi !!!! Is it the shower scene yet ? Is it the shower scene yet ? Is it the shower scene yet ?
STEREK and MARRISH kick everyone's butt !!
Marrish shower scene !!!!!!!!
GO MARRISH !!! (waves pom poms)
VOTE STEREK........oops, that's just every other teen wolf poll.
Hi. Are we all looking forward to the Marrish scenes today ? Of course we are.
But I stamped my little foot at the big, mean Marrish stans. Why did they ignore me and keep voting? Why, Lord ?
Also, my new name is SterekIsStillTheAlphaOfTheFandom. But, I am already a troll.
Goddamn it. They kept voting. I was hoping the marrish shippers would give up. We've lost the poll. Life isn't worth living any more. Maybe it IS time to try cocaine and vodka.
Just kidding. But my new name is WhyIsMarrishSoAwesome. My old name has already been taken over by a troll.
I'm sorry. I can't fight it any longer. I love Marrish ! I wanna see Lydia bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.
My new name is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Any posts by Me lembra after this are by trills. Ignore them.
My new name is LydiaRidesJordansDiscoStick. From this moment, any posts by Jessica are probably by the 1000 socks in this comment section.
I can't believe I used to ship Stydia.... wait (pukes into bucket).........I actually now ship Sterek. Because who doesn't love some wall banging werewolf sex ?
My new name is ItsNotGongToSuckItselfStiles. Ignore my previous name. Most of my accounts have been infested with socks. And trolls. And Rick Astley.
Yes, my instagram is called marrishit. But I stopped drinking the stydia Kool-Aid and now ship Marrish and Stalia. Malia is so sweet.
My new name is LydiaSexingUpParrish. Ignore shit by Mia White after this. Just a sock account.
I ship Stalia and think Stydia would be forced, as Lydia has no romantic interest in Stiles.
And my new name is ♥‿♥. That's a capital H for Heart and capital E for Eyes.
stydia is going to happen and if they don't. they will probably get married . Because that makes sense. And I'll be honest. If you ship Stalia I don't respect your opinion and I hope you eaten by a pack of zebras.
Also, I'm changing my name to Incognito. Ignore all posts by anyone called anonymous. Obviously just a troll.
I'm not going to pretty it up this time. Basically, Malia is a saint and Lydia is a ho-bag. The end. And I'm changing my name to ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ). Do you need me to spell it ?
Any posts by maya after this are by some troll.
Lydia totally belongs with Jordan. Can't wait for the shower scene between them. Also, I am changing my name to yangloveyin. Ignore osts by yinloveyang from this point. They'll only be from a sock or troll.
I'm now officially changing my name to Marrish. Ignore any posts by Stydia. They're from a troll.
I am now officially part of the Marrish fandom. Ignore any posts by a lizbeth who ships stydia. She's not real.
sorry. i was so wrohng ! marrsih is va delight. adn parisrh is so hot, oi ewant to lick the sweat off his nipples. svomebody give me another beer !
Congratulations Marrish ! We beat the Stydiots.
Not that it's hard these days. They're too busy bullying the newbies. No time to write or draw or win any polls. Shhh. Let's not tell them they no longer rule the fandom.
STYDIA HAS LOST !!!!
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
Miss me ?
Just kidding. What's that Lassie ? Timmy's fallen down the well ? But everything's ok , as there was a pile of stydiots to break his fall. Apparently they couldn't live knowing they'd lost another poll, and not even to Sterek this time.
NO 57 % to YES 43 %. I love the smell of stydiot tears in the morning !
wow. 90 comments in one month. We're the little poll that could. Hi, I'm a friend of Kate. Just thought I'd let you know........ya never gonna win. We brought over all our pals (sterek, stalia) to vote as often as possible. That's why you've been losing ground for weeks now.
This is fun. I may actually see a stydiot cry. And it's not even my birthday.
Remember when the Yes vote was over 60 % ? Now It's 44 % . You hear that sound ? That's Stydia crashing and burning.
YES vote 56 % and continuing to climb. And Marrish is 54 % over on the other poll (Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple?).
CRASH AND BURN.
From eonline,
"Will Teen Wolf be good again? It hasn't been bad, necessarily, but it has just not been the same since the incredible Evil Stiles season. Giant monsters are just not as effective as Dylan O'Brien."
Amen.
what the fuck happened with this comment section ?
STALIA IS ENDGAME !!!!
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This is why I don't work with emoticons. So hard to get good help these days.
How about the "unspeakably wicked and cruel " plan ?
No. We agreed on nefarious plan.
I thought we agreed on " devilish" plan.
You mean our evil plan.
We shall soon outnumber the humans. Get ready for our fiendish plan.
How the fuck should I know. I'm just an emoticon.
Can a text emoticon vote ?
Move along. Nothing to see here.
I am another text emoticon.
I am a text emoticon.
I can do this all week. Ask tylerposet.
I can do this all day
You must comply
Why do you resist?
I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many
You will be assimilated
Resistance is futile
The socks have taken over this comment section. RUN !!
You can't stop me......muahaha.
How many sock names can I come up with ?
I sock. Therefore I am.
Wow. That's a lot of socks. Wait, am I a sock ?
Yet another sock.
Another sock. This is fun !
No. really. Guess what I am.
Go on. Guess what I am.
Not a fake account. An actual sock. Possibly cotton.
not an actual sock. just a fake account.
Not the real Jeff Davis. I can actually write.
KEEP VOTING !!! CAN'T LET STYDIA WIN !!
wtf
Free your body and soul.
Unfold your powerful wings.
Climb up the highest mountains.
Kick your feet up in the air.
You may now live forever.
Or return to this earth.
Unless you feel good where you are.
Finally, a real alpha in Beacon Hills. Can't wait to see Duke again. Maybe 5B will be worth watching after all. Now, if only they'd ditch the silly True Alpha storyline.
The ratings for 5A were so bad. Is anyone else afraid the show will be cancelled before season 6 ? I know you can get away with fairly low ratings on mtv, but even so.......
It's nice to have something to celebrate.. The stydia shippers have been so bloody smug since the trailer came out for 5B. I don't know why. It's not Stiles in that shower scene with Lydia.