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What Is The Best Way To Describe What Carolina Did To Arizona In The NFC Championship Game?
The Panthers held the Cardinals down and shit in their mouths.
If Arizona is your mom, I'm sorry. There's no easy way to put it. Carolina fisted your mom and then texted a picture of it to the pope.
Pretend that Arizona is that brother you hated growing up in part because he was a retard. Your other brother Carolina didn't care for him either and pushed him out of the station wagon on a family trip to Kansas while your dad was doing 75 MPH on I-70.
Heading into the NFC Championship Game, Arizona looked like Charlotte McKinney. Carolina punched her in the face so hard that now she looks like Clint Howard.
There's video evidence of what went down, and you can fast forward to the 36:15 mark of "Deliverance" to watch it.
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