How bored are you right now?
Very.
I got 99 problems and I gave up on the 3rd one.
"CASUAL NIHILISM" would make a cute lower back tattoo.
What was the question?
If we're the ones waiting for waiters to bring us our food, then aren't we the real waiters?
I wonder if the cute guy opposite me in the library will elope with me to Bali.
(I bet he wants kids. Two girls and a boy).
'Bored' is 'Derob' backwards.
I'm now worried that boredom will be a topic on my exam paper.
Jack DEFINITELY could have fit on that wood next to Rose.
I miss the days when stress consisted of having to remember your PE kit and food tech ingredients in the same day
If more people get firsts than thirds, then surely my destined failure makes me, by definition, more extraordinary
I've started playing fuck-marry-kill with fellow library-goers.
Inventing the new Facebook can't be THAT hard.
I'm listening to a 10 hour soundtrack of soothing rain sounds and ngl, the 7 hour mark is my favourite.
I've somehow got from Shakespeare Sparknotes to learning about Bitcoin. Am I the founder of Bitcoin?
There's a bee flying around. We're friends now. Say hi Declan.
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