Simons dildo sez: I like Simons backside, it's roomy but when his beard lauren comes over Paul puts me away in the closet drawer without even rinsing me off. I hate that
No matter how much botox Simon uses he's still ugly and corrupt on the inside.
The votes have it! Simon should fire himself. Howie is by far and away the best judge on the panel. Simon is not entertaining in the least and his attempt to soften his image looks forced and disingenuous.