Herpes infested Paris Hilton? Are you guys insane? It's not even close, I'd bang Hillary Clinton, likely eventual leader of the free world. Think of the story you could tell! Paris is fairly attractive but you're playing with fire...penile fire. Plus, in her sex take she wasn't exactly an exciting participant. Hillary has got to be dominant and I'd love to see if the rumors are true that she has a pants suit under her pants suit.