Tweek of Week survey (Poll Closed)

  • Do you appear in the form of water droplets? Are you found on grass and windows in the morning? If so you may be dew condensation. …@ItsAndyRyan
    11%

     
  • Mobster: [tying a cinder block to my ankles] "You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes…" Me: "Umm, it's 'fish'." Mobster: "This. This is why." …@ojedge
    14%

     
  • These electric boots and mohair suit, are quite uncomfortable. Thanks for the fashion tip, Elton …@dlockw21
    4%

     
  • My sister went to the hotel gym during our family vacation, so if you need me, I'll be over here holding auditions for a new sister …@LurkAtHomeMom
    5%

     
  • So many pants. So little yoga ... @Marlebean
    16%

     
  • Schrödinger has a banana in his pocket AND is happy to see you … @tgilliland789
    8%

     
  • My worst case scenarios: •A case falling on me. •Being hit with a case. •Being locked inside a case. •Carrying a case for a long distance …. @Diversion50
    7%

     
  • I have ignored/ the plums / that are in/ the icebox/ and which/ you were going/ to offer/ as a "snack"/ give me/ the chips/ we both know/ you bought …@matthewbaldwin
    3%

     
  • Ladies, Ladies, Please stop asking us if we want to do that chore for you. We don’t. Just tell us what to do. Signed Men … @TheBoydP
    11%

     
  • I carry scissors everywhere so I'll have an excuse not to run … @MondayPajamas
    12%

     
  • "I'm so excited for a short work week!" –oblivious turkey … @nedostup
    9%