PNJ Poll: Who Should Joe Piscopo Select as His Running Mate?
A. Eddie Murphy. That way they can reactivate the Honeymooners Rap.
B. Nancy Sinatra. He's going to need a woman on the ticket - and she comes with her own theme song. Perfect.
C. Jon Bramnick. The assembly minority leader is the only credible Eddie Murphy stand-in if Piscopo fails to get his top choice.
D. Jerry Lewis. Slowed at 90 now but still indomidable, the Irvington native would be the perfect comedic complement to Joe.
E. Janeana Garofalo. Piscopo's fellow SNL alum is also a New Jersey native (Newton). She'd be the perfect foil for Joe.
F. Geraldo Rivera. Hasn't Jerry Rivers expressed interest in a statewide run?
G. Joe Benigno. Mike Francesca. Debby Harry. Ed Harris. Patty Scialfa. Junot Diaz. Look, we can do this all day long. Piscopo's not running. So I DON'T CARE!
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