Y'all better listen to Rod. Find you a black woman. We'll save your life at potlucks. There are 3 black folks (a dude and 2 women including me) in my area. We can have a whole ass convo with facial expressions! We know all the nasty ass people & bad cooks in the building too!
I've eaten at office potlucks, mainly from people who I know well and are clean. I have so many office potluck horror stories. The top two is the lady who has five cats who bought in deviled eggs with nothing but yolk and mayo, not one grain of season was to be found in it. Someone ate that strange looking monstrosity and I had to take their word for it because I wasn't going to try that mess. And another time, this woman bought this salad with brown ass lettuce. And she came to work with lice medication on her head that day. And told everyone that her kids had lice which is why she was wearing it. gross.
I've been on a "diet " for the last 5 years. They are probably wondering why my @$$ is still so fat lol.
Yep! I'm greedy, though.
First off let me say I was listing to this ep. on the commute home and I was crying on the bus, ppl must have thought I was mad, but that was funny AF, there is one other situation I came across at one of my workplace potluck, we had this young BLK gay guy working in my department and when we had the office potluck, ppl were actually finding out what he bought and avoiding it, I don’t recall if he made it himself or it was store bought, but I was like what do you think you’re going to catch something from his food??? FOH. I always tried to be the fruit or cheese tray guy, its cheese and fruit you can’t go wrong.
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I'm over here dying at office potluck!! What I've done in the past is because there are so few of us in the office, we find out what each of us are bringing prior to it starting and when it starts we make that eye contact to be sure that this is what they brought! I'm cracking up, we'll eat each others food and find out what that nasty @$$ no hand washing @$$ person brought!! Another way to stay safe is find out who brought the store bought stuff and ALWAYS keep a napkin in your hand as your cover LOL!! Clear people and they potlucks are soooooooooooo accurate to what y'all are saying...I'm in tears. Thanks!!